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App description: The dishonorably discharged pigeon bomber 'Major Droppings' spends his days searching for food in the park and his nights asleep on a park bench.

Help Major Droppings prove to himself that he still has what it takes! Take on the arrogant park dwellers using the only weapon he has left.
Unleash your bowels on unsuspecting victims as you fly overhead. Avoid the many dangerous obstacles and feast on the lesser creatures.

Watch joggers cower from bird droppings, dodge kites, rakes, dogs and bullets and chase the next high score!

Featuring OpenFeint integration, Major Droppings allows you to unlock achievements, set global high scores and challenge your friends!

SEG Matt's comments:
We're happy to announce our latest release is now available.

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Keep an eye on the promo code thread, we'll be putting some codes out over the next couple of days .
01-10-2010, 01:06 AM
Joined: Mar 2009
Posts: 6,272
Major Droppings ($.99)

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01-10-2010, 01:06 AM
Joined: Mar 2009
Posts: 6,272
Hilarious game. Funny graphics. You play as a big nasty looking bird and the goal of this sidescrolling game is to fly around scoring points by taking dumps on as many people as you can. The screen will automatically move from left to right and you just control the bird by either the accelerometer option or the analog stick option. The bird can move in all directions but the movement is slow. Tapping anywhere will cause the bird to take a dump. Hitting people with the droppings is all about timing and isn't so easy, mostly because some of the people aren't exactly going to take what the bird is doing without fighting back. You have to deal with bullets from a police officer who fires his gun in the air, a boy with a kite, an aggressive dog that will jump up at you when near and a man who will swing a rake at you if you get close enough and more.. Making contact with any person, animal or obstacle will cause the game to end. Your scoring is based on how many targets you hit with the droppings in a game. Online leaderboards through Openfeint.

Overall its a good pickup and play game with a funny theme, but there is much room for improvement at the moment as far as the gameplay goes.

2 major things in need of improvement...

-The speed/movement of the bird you play as is too slow to dodge and maneuver around obstacles fairly. The bird needs to be made more quick and agile, that will make the game more fun.
-The game needs sound effects/music badly.
01-10-2010, 05:06 PM
Joined: Oct 2008
Location: MD, USA
Posts: 1,561
DO WANT! What a great premise! Good luck with sales!

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01-10-2010, 06:03 PM
Joined: Oct 2009
Location: the 56th realm of existence
Posts: 5,946
Ahahaha!!! Looool! Looks damn funny!

Beta tester of 54 games
Originally Posted by crex View Post
Thats a nice lookin gun.
01-10-2010, 06:50 PM
Joined: Dec 2009
Posts: 37
Thanks for the feedback, freedog.

The movement is currently based around momentum since Major Droppings is flying, so the key is to begin moving early to build up enough speed to dodge what's coming. That said, we can definitely tweak the movement so you're more agile and get up to speed quicker.

We'll add more sound effects in the next update. We may add music aswell, but most of the time people will be listening to their own music while playing.

South East Games
OpenFeint: Eternic