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Do YOU have a sense of HUMOR???

01-15-2010, 12:57 PM
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Do YOU have a sense of HUMOR???

Yeah, we do too!



Coming soon to an App Store near you...


Edit: Check out the game play video on page 2 of this thread!

Last edited by fairlady; 01-17-2010 at 05:59 PM. Reason: Added game play video
01-15-2010, 12:58 PM
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I love the title
Looks... ekhm, rather smells, very beautifully

Can You share some more details about Your product?

"Art does not reproduce, what we see. It rather makes us see"

01-15-2010, 01:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Jarek View Post
I love the title
Looks... ekhm, rather smells, very beautifully

Can You share some more details about Your product?
It's going to be the next 99-cent (U.S.) must-have game! I mean really, who *wouldn't* want a game that includes string bikinis, crying babies, and dirty laundry??? Need I say more?

BTW, I just found this joke site that lists the Top Ten Signs That it's Time to do the Laundry.

http://www.ahajokes.com/top097.html

Yeah, they're pretty funny, but I think the Toucharcade community can do much better. Submit your best answers here! It's time to do the laundry when...
01-15-2010, 01:26 PM
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Yeah, they're pretty funny, but I think the Toucharcade community can do much better. Submit your best answers here! It's time to do the laundry when...
Is it an invitation to the contest? Maybe we can change the rules and instead of submitting already posted somewhere jokes, we can create our owns...

Let me start:

*In the loundry, just over the washing machine*

"Keep Your hands off the machine, if You don't want to eat with Your elbows only"

Pretty brutal, but, to be honest, I have seen it live a few days ago.

"Art does not reproduce, what we see. It rather makes us see"
01-15-2010, 02:41 PM
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Hey, I've got a sense of humor, but some things just aren't funny. I myself had stinky socks once. It was pretty bad. But the stinky socks were just a symptom. Of what, You say? Of stinky FEET. Yeah, that's right. Not so funny now, is it? ... That was a hard time in my life, and I don't really like talking about it. Needless to say, though, I am now a double amputee. Now, no more smell, but no more feet either.
So. Ha ha. Stinky socks. Very funny.
Next time think before you use your "sense of humor."
Now, if you don't mind, I'm going to hobble to the bathroom to wash my stumps. They get smelly sometimes.
01-15-2010, 03:24 PM
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Is it an invitation to the contest? Maybe we can change the rules and instead of submitting already posted somewhere jokes, we can create our owns...
Great idea to have a contest, but I'll save that idea for when we have promo codes to give away as prizes!

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Pretty brutal, but, to be honest, I have seen it live a few days ago.
Yeah, it's pretty bad when your laundry can jump out of the basket at you...
01-15-2010, 03:32 PM
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lol

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Hey, I've got a sense of humor, but some things just aren't funny. I myself had stinky socks once. It was pretty bad. But the stinky socks were just a symptom. Of what, You say? Of stinky FEET. Yeah, that's right. Not so funny now, is it? ... That was a hard time in my life, and I don't really like talking about it. Needless to say, though, I am now a double amputee. Now, no more smell, but no more feet either.
So. Ha ha. Stinky socks. Very funny.
Next time think before you use your "sense of humor."
Now, if you don't mind, I'm going to hobble to the bathroom to wash my stumps. They get smelly sometimes.
Nice
01-15-2010, 03:37 PM
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So, in the game, the story goes like this...

Fred had an awesome work-at-home tech job. He was a confirmed bachelor... tailgating, video games, sports. Then he met Daisy. Now his life is spinning faster than a load of laundry! Help Fred adjust to family life before he gets overrun by... STINKY SOCKS!!!

To play the game...

Sort laundry and match socks as they zip across the laundry line before the dirty pile hits the ceiling! Don't mess up or you'll have to deal with crying babies, whining kids and a grumpy family! Help poor Fred deal with all this crazy laundry sorting mayhem by matching bonus items and magic socks with super-human reflexes!

It sounds much better than chores, doesn't it?
01-15-2010, 03:43 PM
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Indeed!
It SMELLS better than my two-days socks!

I am looking forward to see some loundry-wired screenshots.

"Art does not reproduce, what we see. It rather makes us see"
01-15-2010, 04:02 PM
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Indeed!
It SMELLS better than my two-days socks!

I am looking forward to see some loundry-wired screenshots.
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