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Minigore: Hardland Survival Guide

01-23-2010, 01:01 PM
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Minigore: Hardland Survival Guide

For all the young souls who dream of Sensei Evan: Listen, grasshoppers.

1. Stay away from the sides. Keep running in circles to keep away.

2. Don't let clovers and ammo tempt you. They will often lure you towards them, putting you in danger of furries surrounding the area.

3. Buy Gangster Gore. With a double-machine gun, he eliminates enemies much more effortlessly and can evade super-close furries easily. He has personally gotten me a high score of 20,000.

4. Kill the small furries, especially flaming ones, first. They are the fastest and should be swept off the field as soon as possible.

5. Don't trust the death-sprint. Don't rely on it to bash through enemies right after you die, because the sprint only lasts so long. You could launch yourself directly into a mob of furries. Only trust it in last-minute attempts at getting a 3rd clover.

6. Only play Minigore when you are awake, alert, and have smooth hands. Minigore takes hard concentration to observe every angle of the field and monitor the furries coming at all directions around you. When furries attack from all over, your mind works hard to calculate where to go and where to shoot.

7. Don't exaggerate your thumb movement. The pad-range (move and fire buttons) is actually very small. If you move your thumbs too far off the pads, you will lose control and just stop moving completely or firing, which is extremely dangerous especially in Insane mode.

8. Finally, be daring. For example, say a crowd of furries has you against a side. If you panic, you will most likely just move the fire button around randomly desperately out of fright. But keep cool, and you should be able to calculate how to get out. Be daring; charge through the furries while shooting into them, and you have a chance of escaping.

9. Oh yeah, and buy the best game ever, Enviro-Bear 2010.


Edit: Tip 10: Stay away from the trees! The trees mean death. Steer clear from these, and even bushes if possible. Furries camouflage amazingly with these environments. If your only options is to go through the trees or bushes, machine-gun, or even better yet, shotgun straight through into the bushes while you are traveling through.

Last edited by funkynubman; 01-23-2010 at 07:08 PM.
01-23-2010, 01:04 PM
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Thanks! Been trying to unlock him for a LOOOOOOOONNG time.

01-23-2010, 01:50 PM
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Originally Posted by KGameLover1 View Post
Thanks! Been trying to unlock him for a LOOOOOOOONNG time.
Oh, do you mean Sensei Evan? Thanks for telling me this helped! Even I'm still trying to get him, actually... I'm only 15% there...maybe you should help me instead.
01-23-2010, 01:52 PM
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Here is another tip:
Don't die
01-23-2010, 01:54 PM
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Originally Posted by funkynubman View Post

9. Oh yeah, and buy the best game ever, Enviro-Bear 2010.


By the way aspiring Enviro-Bearist, have you proved your worth among the Enviro-Bear elite by finding the golden fish?

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01-23-2010, 02:04 PM
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Thanks For The Tips.
01-23-2010, 02:29 PM
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This is the best guide I've read so far. I'll try to crack mah highscore of 19,000...Still goin' for Sensei...
01-23-2010, 07:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Will090 View Post


By the way aspiring Enviro-Bearist, have you proved your worth among the Enviro-Bear elite by finding the golden fish?
Actually, my friend found it the first time he ever played it. I was outstanded. The force of the Enviro-Bear runs through him.
01-23-2010, 07:50 PM
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thanks for the guide. Hopefully now I'll do much better at minigore.
edit: I beat my highscore twice 20,000

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I don't know how busy you are but to take 5 seconds to read the 10 words below the toucharcade logo at the top of your screen..sigh.

Last edited by chedita; 01-23-2010 at 08:33 PM.
01-23-2010, 07:52 PM
#10
Lol funny because Sensei Evan (iRadish) got kicked off Twitter due to his protective girlfriend.

RIP amazing twitter buddy.