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Without lying, what's the best way to make Enviro-Bear 2010 sound like the best game?

01-23-2010, 09:08 PM
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Without lying, what's the best way to make Enviro-Bear 2010 sound like the best game?

Without lying (but hey, there are always half truths), what's the best way to make Enviro-Bear 2010 sound like the most amazing game ever?

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01-23-2010, 09:12 PM
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wow, im confused here. who you trying to convince its the best? iv not played it so no clue how good the game is.


01-23-2010, 09:17 PM
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Are u insinuating something here... Enviro-Bear is the most masterfully constructed game of it's kind, nothing compares in how seamlessly the game play and the story intertwine.

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01-23-2010, 09:19 PM
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Enviro-bear is "taking a step forward in bear driving a car simulator games throughout history"

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01-23-2010, 09:21 PM
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Enviro-Bear is the best bear-driving simulation game in history.
01-23-2010, 09:23 PM
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i would say something like "Enviro-bear 2010 is the best game ever" it gets the point across and no lies.

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01-23-2010, 09:47 PM
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Best topic title ever.
01-23-2010, 09:54 PM
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Enviro-Bear has many reasons why it is the best game of all time. It is an open-world driving game like Driver or GTA, but family friendly. It's realism is unmatched by any game. The controls really represent what it would be like driving as a bear, you do not have enough coordination to use the gas and steer at the same time, adding realism and challenge. The gameplay is also creative and enjoyable. How many other games have an awesome enough premise that you are a bear driving a car, and must find enough fish and berries to hibernate and winter starts in a matter of minutes. The game is also adjusting to your skill level. As you progress your time before winter decreases, the other bear drivers become more agressive and block you constantly, the fish and berriers become more sparse, the forest grows more trees for you to crash into, when you hit a tree badgers and bees come more frequently, and worst off all...the moon will be full sometimes and the badgers will be restless. The interaction between objects is revolutionary, you can put things on your pedals to allow you to steer and speed at the same time, badgers will eat things in your car, bees will sting your hand. The HUD-less display rivals the likes of Real Racing with a clock inside your car yo show when winter starts and your gas gauge shows your hunger level. The game also adds unlockables for devoted player as you progress you will find the likes of a 'coon skin cap for Enviro-Bear, antlers for your hood, and even the hallowed golden fish. The graphics fit the ridiculous premise of the game perfectly and the game runs perfectly in a 3D open world. The sounds are also amazing. The game can be tackled with multiple strategies you can go carefully over ponds looking for fish or bushed looking for berries, or just drive like a drunk turning randomly at high speeds and hoping food lands in your car and badgers don't. The physics are also as good as real life. From your car gliding to a stop in a lake or you crashing at a bad angle into a rock and flipping your car it is just astounding what was done with the physics. The UI is also amazing with one simple menu that allows for quick entry into the game. It is also served at a very modest price of .99 an amazing value. Overall all these reasons and more make Enviro-Bear 2010 the best video game ever to grace this realm of existence. I don't know how I lived before Enviro-Bear

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Last edited by Will090; 01-23-2010 at 10:05 PM.
01-23-2010, 10:35 PM
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kinda getting tired of hearing it's the best bear driving a car simulator
01-24-2010, 12:17 AM
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Why would you need to lie to tell people it's the best game ever?