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All right, I finally got the best game ever (EnviroBear), now what?

01-24-2010, 06:47 PM
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All right, I finally got the best game ever (EnviroBear), now what?

I've heard there are some mysteries and myths surrounding this EnviroBear game. Is that really the case? Are there hidden things to find, easter eggs of any kind?

Unintentional rhyming aside, what is there to do in the game?
01-24-2010, 06:49 PM
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There's the legendary 'Golden Fish'.

01-24-2010, 06:58 PM
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Joined: Nov 2009
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Ah, yes. The Golden Fish. Not myth. I have encountered it, unlucky enough not to have taken a screenshot. I spend my days looking for the idol when not trying to get Sensei Evan in Minigore.
Also, some easy unlocks are: 'Coon skin cap, and car antlers.

But anyway, congrats on taking away your Enviro-Bear virginity. And what do you mean 'what do you do?' You drive your car through ponds and bushes, eating grub while dodging rabid badgers and hornets before you go hibernate! It's what makes the best game ever!

Last edited by funkynubman; 01-24-2010 at 07:02 PM.
01-24-2010, 06:59 PM
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Greetings, aspiring Enviro-Bear enthusiast. The legends you hear are true as you play through the game you unlock several things like a 'coon skin cap and antlers for your hood. Also you may find the hallowed golden fish as I did and earn your place among the Enviro-Elite. I was not the first to encounter it, but I was the bringer of the screenshot

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01-24-2010, 07:02 PM
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Will090: You? The legendary Screen Bringer? You have beaten me to the task, although I am highly honored. You should hold a meeting of the ultimate Enviro-Bear 2010 league, where we will discuss how to control the world!
05-18-2010, 06:26 PM
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Should I get this game it has awesome reviews but idk
05-18-2010, 06:45 PM
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Originally Posted by dude22 View Post
Should I get this game it has awesome reviews but idk
I thought it was in the rules that you had to own this game to post. Was that rule mistakenly removed?

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05-18-2010, 06:50 PM
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Originally Posted by dude22 View Post
Should I get this game it has awesome reviews but idk
Should you eat? Should you breath? The common answer is the answer to your question

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05-18-2010, 06:55 PM
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Should you eat? Should you breath? The common answer is the answer to your question
So.?.?.?.... No.....?? I mean eating and breathing are a waste of tine, do we have to? That is your own desicion...
05-18-2010, 07:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Mondae View Post
So.?.?.?.... No.....?? I mean eating and breathing are a waste of tine, do we have to? That is your own desicion...
Well I guess.... So I'll buy it I hope I like it... :/