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App description: What happens when an aspiring enthusiast attempts to become a popular game character? You get RLMario (Real Life Mario). But something terrible goes wrong with RLMario as he attempts to mimic his favorite game character. As RLMario tries his first power up, he does not invoke fireballs, or giantess - Instead he invokes the embarrassing power of the fart. Join RLMario is his first ever adventure. Help him survive in the crazed world he has imagined up.

Features:
-Endless Gameplay
-Submit you high score for the world to see.

Foozelz's comments:




How many more attempts will be made to bring Mario into the App Store? Know one will ever know.
Why do people have to make these weird apps!

He has one ability, and thats a "fart" ...

Quote:
Originally Posted by sid187 View Post
what the hey. haha. i feel for the poor apple tech who had to review this.

chris.
best line ever
01-25-2010, 04:12 PM
#2
Joined: Oct 2009
Location: the 56th realm of existence
Posts: 5,948
wow.

Beta tester of 54 games
Quote:
Originally Posted by crex View Post
Thats a nice lookin gun.

01-25-2010, 04:15 PM
#3
This looks... so bad...
01-25-2010, 04:16 PM
#4
Joined: May 2009
Location: Somewhere
Posts: 5,195
Wow... this looks like it might be so bad that it's actually fun to play... like watching Plan 9 From Outer Space, but in crappy iGame form.
01-25-2010, 04:26 PM
#5
Joined: Oct 2009
Posts: 5,083
Plan 9 from outer space is a movie classic, this app is ... can I use the word 'Garbage" here?
01-25-2010, 04:30 PM
#6
Joined: Dec 2009
Posts: 1,791
what the hey. haha. i feel for the poor apple tech who had to review this.

chris.
01-25-2010, 04:40 PM
#7
Joined: May 2009
Location: Somewhere
Posts: 5,195
Quote:
Originally Posted by goiMot View Post
Plan 9 from outer space is a movie classic, this app is ... can I use the word 'Garbage" here?
Yeah... you make a point. I think they're on the same level of quality/budget though.
01-25-2010, 04:43 PM
#8
Joined: Oct 2009
Location: lol
Posts: 2,715
anyone TOFTT?
01-25-2010, 04:44 PM
#9
Joined: Oct 2009
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Somerandomdude View Post
Yeah... you make a point. I think they're on the same level of quality/budget though.
or were u talking about Plan 9 from Outer Space game developed by Konami for the Amiga?
01-25-2010, 04:45 PM
#10
Joined: May 2009
Location: Somewhere
Posts: 5,195
Quote:
Originally Posted by goiMot View Post
or were u talking about Plan 9 from Outer Space game developed by Konami for the Amiga?
Oh no, I was talking about the movie. Man that was hilarious...

Sooo... anyone wanna TOFTT? I'm a bit skeptical myself, but it might have some comedic potential.