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Best GTA:CHTW quotes?

02-10-2010, 09:59 AM
#1
Joined: Jan 2010
Posts: 51
Best GTA:CHTW quotes?

This game is full of amazing moments (suck it, gangstar), so lets sum the best ones

So far, my favorites were:

"often, people are infinite source of dissapoinement." - Zhou

"Do you have tiny penis? This thing can be solved with a surgery." - Hero to Zhou
...
"No, its massive." - Zhou again
02-10-2010, 10:11 AM
#2
Joined: Sep 2009
Location: Germany
Posts: 540
I can feal my d*ck shrinking again ! oooh!

02-10-2010, 10:38 AM
#3
Joined: Jan 2010
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Posts: 83
This one is just off memory, so its probably wrong, but the Huang was talking to the weapons trainer lady (the one who get shot) and he was askin bout the porno movie they was makin..
"were you an actor in the film, or a bystander..?"
"keep it in your pants Huang, I doubt it's very impressive"
02-10-2010, 11:08 AM
#4
Joined: May 2009
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jow80 View Post
This one is just off memory, so its probably wrong, but the Huang was talking to the weapons trainer lady (the one who get shot) and he was askin bout the porno movie they was makin..
"were you an actor in the film, or a bystander..?"
"keep it in your pants Huang, I doubt it's very impressive"
lol... tht is funny

Can I read more?

EDIT : ofcourse here... will have to finish the complete LOT of games that I have 1st... phew!

Mis-quotes!!!!!!!
Quote:
Originally Posted by GodSon View Post
The bottom two is where you can buy your bottom turrets.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rubicon View Post
at this point I should say we're not looking for anymore guys

Last edited by ultimo; 02-10-2010 at 11:18 AM.
02-10-2010, 11:09 AM
#5
Joined: Jun 2009
Location: London, UK
Posts: 3,741
CHTW?

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02-10-2010, 12:56 PM
#6
Joined: May 2009
Location: Oklahoma
Posts: 139
This may be a slight bit misquoted, but so far it was my favorite.
Chan Jaoming- "I've got a hangover, you know, the kind where it feels like a little midget is in your head, and he's getting it on with your brain stem?"

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02-10-2010, 02:12 PM
#7
Joined: Jan 2010
Location: Ohio
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Quote:
Originally Posted by uSICu View Post
This may be a slight bit misquoted, but so far it was my favorite.
Chan Jaoming- "I've got a hangover, you know, the kind where it feels like a little midget is in your head, and he's getting it on with your brain stem?"
Lmao that was one of my favorites as well, man I loved the scripting in that game, soooo funny

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02-10-2010, 03:02 PM
#8
OMG I CANT BELIEVE NO ONE POSTED IT!

Best one, opening cutscene:

"Check to see if he's dead."

"Well, he's got a bullet wound, he's not breathing, and he's not moving. I think he's dead"

"****in smartass prick..."

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