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App description: In the year 2493, Earth's wealthiest citizens left the planet behind. To make sure the unwashed masses could not follow them to their new stellar utopia, these kings of men unleashed a virus that caused the complete collapse of modern technology. The result: War. Starvation. Plague. Mutation. The great powers were wiped out. Fifteen years later, roving gangs of marauders and thieves run roughshod over the Venezuelan Wastelands, fighting over society's scraps in ancient petrol-burning automobiles and 200-year-old battle-robots. Into this blasted landscape drives a man with one eye. A man with no fear. A man with no friends. A man called...Tuerto.

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Works on iPhone and iPod touch with OS 3.0 or higher
02-17-2010, 05:36 PM
#2
Joined: Dec 2009
Posts: 845
Well.... I like the splash screen art. But absolutely zero indication of the gameplay isn't promising.

02-17-2010, 05:38 PM
#3
Joined: Aug 2009
Posts: 1,085
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ouisch View Post
Well.... I like the splash screen art. But absolutely zero indication of the gameplay isn't promising.
is the icon of some sort of sadistic sex scene? srsly... wrestling mask and a whip or riding prop or something...

oh nm it's a steering wheel I guess --- not as funny now

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02-17-2010, 05:41 PM
#4
Joined: Jun 2009
Posts: 10,968

Quote:
Originally Posted by NickFalk View Post
Squids!?

Worst idea ever!
02-17-2010, 05:45 PM
#5
Joined: Aug 2009
Posts: 1,085
Quote:
Originally Posted by drelbs View Post
hahahahahaa
obscure reference win

[EPIC SIGNATURE] shumby [/EPIC SIGNATURE]
02-17-2010, 05:49 PM
#6
Joined: Sep 2009
Posts: 292
Quote:
Originally Posted by drelbs View Post
"In the year 2000 hit and run driving is no longer a crime. It's the NATIONAL SPORT!"

So outdated. XP

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02-17-2010, 05:51 PM
#7
Joined: Jun 2009
Posts: 10,968
Apparently, it's a comic.



What I don't get is that if advanced tech is destroyed, why do the giant robots still work?

Quote:
Originally Posted by NickFalk View Post
Squids!?

Worst idea ever!
02-17-2010, 07:13 PM
#8
Joined: Jan 2009
Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Posts: 5,206
Quote:
Originally Posted by Shumby View Post
is the icon of some sort of sadistic sex scene? srsly... wrestling mask and a whip or riding prop or something...
I imagine it's supposed to be a luchador.

Regardless, the lack of any useful screenshots or even the ability to correctly spell pinball don't exactly inspire confidence. Also, the backstory sounds like it belongs to a post-apocalyptic RPG, not a pinball game.

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Last edited by Mindfield; 02-17-2010 at 07:15 PM.