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  • Publisher: iFun4all
  • Genre: Arcade
  • Device: iPhone
  • Size: 13.0 MB
  • Version: 2.0
  • Price: $1.99
  • Average User Rating: 4.7 (3)
App description: Featured by Apple!
This is worst game ever! ;-)

Fend off the different types of soldiers with your cannon in this doodle tower defense game. There are 36 mission objects to accomplish on 3 levels of difficulty. Can you earn the 3 medals from each mission? Check out the recently added new power-ups and new game modes.

Worst trailer ever:


Heres what others have to say about the worst game ever:

Eurogamer.net: "annoyingly addictive" + "Crap Of Defense boasts untold hours of palpitating fun for its paltry asking price" + "it gets our vote for its endearing style"

Worst game ever! ;)

Rejectedgamer: "One of the most unusual, and fun titles that I have ever played":

148apps: "It is a top notch time waster with a style of its own. Theres a ton of gameplay available, so it will certainly keep you busy for a long time":

Cheapest clone of the tower-of-defense games ever. Clone so cheap, that we could afford only one tower, and we couldn't afford automatic shooting feature for it, so you have to shoot it by yourself!

Averageapper: "Overall a very slick and easy to play shooter with a surpirising amount of depth"

What do you think about the worst game ever? Leave us some reviews.

Devilishly Good's comments:

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02-23-2010, 12:03 PM
Joined: Feb 2010
Location: Brazil
Posts: 11
Looks really interesting and hard too.

Bruno Moreira
B.Sc. Computer Science
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02-23-2010, 12:08 PM
Joined: Feb 2010
Location: Cowtown, Texas
Posts: 796
Oh, man... this is hilarious.


Edit: LOVING the look, as well... really nice animations.

Last edited by K76; 02-23-2010 at 12:13 PM.
02-23-2010, 12:14 PM
Not going to bite. Looks too shoddy for me - no effort with the graphics, it looks like they deliberately set out to make the worst game ever...

haha I j/k, I j/k
02-23-2010, 12:50 PM
Joined: Oct 2009
Location: omaha, ne
Posts: 1,463
i'll give them $2, so their second game can be improved to 'next to worst game ever!'.
02-23-2010, 12:56 PM
Joined: Jul 2008
Location: Orlando, FL
Posts: 4,491
Pretty fun. Basically you tap on the screen and hold your finger to charge the power of your shot. Let go and the Missile fires to wherever your finger was (yes you can move your finger around while charging)

The Music is bad (sounds like old vinyl that is scratchy and skips) in the best way possible as are the graphics. It's Artfully Terrible

I like it
02-23-2010, 01:01 PM
Joined: Jan 2009
Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Posts: 5,206
It looks terribly interesting ... or interestingly terrible. But that linguistic abortion of a name bugs the hell out of me. I want to crawl into the App Store and scratch out the "of".

[Relax with Galactic Chill] [Let me tell you a story.]
Currently working on: Music for Spirit Hunter Mineko
02-23-2010, 01:02 PM
Joined: Jan 2010
Location: Michigan
Posts: 2,164
What name appears on the springboard?

Xbox Gamertag & Game Center: CzarCastic
02-23-2010, 01:06 PM
Joined: Feb 2010
Location: Cowtown, Texas
Posts: 796
Originally Posted by CzarCastic View Post
What name appears on the springboard?
Unfortunately, it's "Crap...efense".
02-23-2010, 01:07 PM
Joined: Oct 2009
Location: the 56th realm of existence
Posts: 5,946
Originally Posted by CzarCastic View Post
What name appears on the springboard?
crap... lmao

btw, thats not it

Beta tester of 54 games
Originally Posted by crex View Post
Thats a nice lookin gun.