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  • Publisher: [adult swim]
  • Genre: Strategy
  • Device: iPhone
  • Size: 16.6 MB
  • Version: 1.0.1
  • Price: $0.99
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App description: Play the classic corpse-racing game from Adult Swim!
Now with more cadavers! Redneck, Dead Hooker, Mobster and Granny
PRO Version means all-new levels, obstacles, and Facebook Connect

Remember back when you were a kid, and you would spend whole summers just finding dead bodies in the woods and pushing them down the river, laughing and high-fiving with your friends? Its time you get that feeling back. Floater Pro lets you race your corpse downstream, poking and steering the body to score huge points and advance to the next level.

Swipe your finger across the screen to poke, prod and bash the corpse downstream
Play in spring, summer, fall and winter environments, each with its own unique obstacles and bonuses
Unlimited rounds of corpse-bashing excitement
Rack up as many points as you can in new bonus rounds
Proclaim your corpse racing prowess on Facebook

IPOD TOUCH USERS: You must have the 3.0 software update installed on your device to play.

goiMot's comments:
Video of the pc version:


03-24-2010, 10:31 AM
#2
Joined: Feb 1983
Location: Barcelona
Posts: 1,268,711
Played this at GDC, it's pretty silly.

03-24-2010, 10:37 AM
#3
Joined: Sep 2009
Location: Colorado
Posts: 5,245
Kind of hard to go wrong when one of the characters is a dead hooker. Looks like it might be fun but certainly could get old fast depending on what the swipe motions are like. The video was a gameplay video of over 3 minutes, that could be a lot of swipes each time you play.

EDIT...I wonder what is in the facebook connect. Could be alarming to announce that your dead hooker traveled two miles down the river.
03-24-2010, 10:39 AM
#4
Joined: Feb 1983
Location: Barcelona
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I think you can describe almost every Adult Swim game that way.
03-24-2010, 11:22 AM
#5
Joined: Mar 2009
Posts: 6,272
A game about racing dead hookers down a river? Im starting to believe those "there's an app for that" commercials more and more everyday.
03-24-2010, 01:02 PM
#6
Joined: Feb 2009
Location: Saratoga, CA, USA
Posts: 11,781
I assume the courses and obstacles are completely pre-scripted as the are in the PC Online version?

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03-25-2010, 12:17 AM
#7
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out in us and canada.
03-25-2010, 10:23 AM
#8
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Why? Why is this brought out, and not Robot Unicorn Attack? I swear, theres no justice in this world...

DEFY THE COSMOS!
03-25-2010, 10:28 AM
#9
Joined: Nov 2008
Location: Australia
Posts: 850
IPOD TOUCH USERS: You must download the free 3.0 software update to play.

3.0 isn't free for iPod Touch users.
03-25-2010, 10:49 AM
#10
Joined: Feb 2009
Location: Saratoga, CA, USA
Posts: 11,781
Quote:
Originally Posted by RankoSao View Post
Why? Why is this brought out, and not Robot Unicorn Attack? I swear, theres no justice in this world...
Shoot, you speak the truth as that IS a much more awesomer game...perhaps it is all about licensing (the tune playing in the background of the online version is a real 80's 90's pop tune, or was it something just made for the game)?

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