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App description: Ever wish you could destroy the concept of reality TV? This games for YOU!

What is Crash the Crib?
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Southern CA. The studios are pumping out reality-themed bilge like theres no tomorrow Thats where YOU come in! Take your modern-day siege engine and lay waste to reality-themed situations! Load your Junk-Chucker with quality socal ammo: paparazzi, lawyers, groupies, and obnoxious sports cars. Leave a trail of destruction, mayhem, and would-be celebrities in your wake.

Main objective: Reality sucks lets bring it crashing down!

Key Features:
*Contemporary view of a reality-hungry media culture
*Simple 1-finger touch controls
*30 intricately detailed cribs for you to devastate
*20+ dynamically updated levels!
*7 unique weapons including lawsuit shedding lawyers, photo popping paparazzi, overpriced luxury cars, and bouncing groupies.

*Handy angle gauge on the weapon for consistent shots every time
*Luscious backdrops of Hollywood, Beverly Hills, and Malibu
*Two unique soundtracks
*Three unique junk chuckers that fit the mood of Southern CA
*Simple one-finger control

Red_Rocketeer's comments:
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In a sardonic take on the popular catapult games genre, Red Rocket Games is letting players attack a full range of contemporary TV-themed ‘Cribs’ with the appropriate SoCal-style weaponry: paparazzi, lawyers, groupies, and obnoxious sports cars, among others! This game will hook you with the need to crash cribs for hours. It is funny and fun.

Destroy! Destroy! Destroy! All the cribs must be destroyed. With just a tap of your finger, you can control the most badass catapult around, and ammo it up with tomatoes, paparazzi or an Italian hottie… we mean ‘sports car’. Crash the Hollywood-type cribs in each ’hood with everything in it and then move on to the next level. The more objects you destroy, the more points you score, or in this case, the more ‘bling’ you collect. Did we mention how you’ll get a kick out of the game’s audio and visual effects? Well, now you know.

So, take your modern-day siege engine and lay waste to thinly-constructed plots and would-be celebrities with abandon. Reality sucks – let’s Crash The Crib!

Crash The Crib has cool key features that include the following:
• Simple 1-finger touch control
• 32 intricately detailed ‘cribs’ for you to devastate
• 7 unique weapons – including lawsuit shedding lawyers, photo popping paparazzi, overpriced luxury cars, and bouncing groupies.
• A contemporary view of a reality-hungry media culture
• Great sound effects of paparazzi saying “OW – Stop that” as they are being thrown

And if you think that’s interesting, the following will keep you addicted to this game:
• Handy angle gauge on the weapon for consistent shots every time
• Luscious backdrops of Hollywood, Beverly Hills, and Malibu
• Three unique soundtracks
• An upgradeable trebuchet (we call it a junk chucker!) that fits the mood of Southern CA

Important note: If you're interested to avail of a promo code, we're giving away 10! Leave your email on this thread or send it over at info@redrocketgames.com. Subject: I want to Crash The Crib!

04-12-2010, 01:49 AM
#2
Joined: Sep 2009
Location: Shanghai, China
Posts: 2,032
no screenshots?

04-12-2010, 04:13 AM
#3
Joined: Apr 2010
Location: Los Angeles,CA
Posts: 1,620
I Want To Crash The Crib

cbautista1985@hotmail.com please let me crash people cribs LOL

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04-12-2010, 04:20 AM
#4
Joined: Jul 2009
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Posts: 2,699
Video would be great. I'd like to see the phisics in action.
04-12-2010, 04:28 AM
#5
Joined: Jun 2009
Location: Shanghai
Posts: 68
Preview

04-12-2010, 04:34 AM
#6
Joined: Mar 2010
Location: iPhoneLand
Posts: 2,112
This game looks great from the screenshoots .. email, send!!!!

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04-12-2010, 04:43 AM
#7
Joined: Mar 2009
Posts: 6,272
This looks cool. Email sent.

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04-12-2010, 06:37 AM
#8
Joined: Jan 2010
Location: In an Apple store near you
Posts: 1,549
Set email twice. Ignore the first one please. Thanks. Looks great from the screens and it's released into the app store now n
04-12-2010, 06:57 AM
#9
Joined: Jan 2010
Posts: 731
Email sent
04-12-2010, 07:05 AM
#10
Joined: Feb 2010
Location: Greece
Posts: 591
i would like a promo code!looks awesome!

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