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Doodle jump tilt to live pocket god

04-16-2010, 04:10 PM
#1
Joined: Apr 2010
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Doodle jump tilt to live pocket god

NiBiRu
In a place far far away from Earth, in the year 3012, or 2012 on the Earth, lies the planet Nibiru. Today was a great day in Nibiru, the leaves were starting to come out, birds were starting to sing, and sun was shining bright over the sky. Captain Klunk was the mastermind of this planet. You see, the planet Nibiru was not always a good thing. The ancestors of Nibiru had originally come from the Earth. They lived as a country and called themselves the Mayans. Their civilization was flourishing and the population was prospering. Then one fatal night, some mysterious foreigners came to their land and threatened to take over their land. The Mayans could have easily destroyed these people, but their brave leader decided to hand himself over so that none of his people would be harmed. The Mayans fled to the forests, where they used a portal to transport themselves into a barren wasteland. With nothing for themselves, the Mayans built everything back from scratch; from the ground up they planted seeds, nourished livestock, and harvested the fruit. Now, centuries later, the only remaining descendent of their once brave leader, who called himself Captain Klunk, has vowed to get revenge on the Earth. Before the Mayans left the Earth, they left one message to evil invaders. That message was a calendar, representing the day when they would strike back and get their revenge. That day was December 21, 2012.
Captain Klunk is no ordinary man. Strong, smart, and a truly born leader, Captain Klunk had been working his entire life for this day. His plan was to sacrifice himself and his people in order to destroy Earth. He had made Nibiru into a planet that didn’t revolve around a sun and could move anyway he wanted. Currently, he had rigged the planet onto a collision course with the Earth. He was planning to collide his planet into Earth.
Meanwhile on Earth, widespread panic was beginning to emerge with 2012 believed to be happening. The governments were trying to calm people down, but many people ran around in fear of what was about to happen.
Captain Klunk was making some final revisions to his work plan and was making the final preparations for the attack. He had just sent out a probe that would distort the magnetic field and was sending out his rockets to destroy the moon. Everything was going according to plan, and he was thoroughly enjoying his time.
When the news that everything that was supposed to happen had begun to happen, the people on Earth began to panic. People gathered in widespread prayers and other people ran as deep underground as they could. However, one man was not doing what the others were. He had been preparing for this day his entire life. He had managed to build a space shuttle and was fully intending to use it to destroy the incoming planet. He knew that he would probably be the only hope for the survival of Earth, and while he knew that his plan would most likely not work, he knew he had to try.
It was ten minutes until collision. Captain Klunk prayed one more time to his ancient ancestors and looked up at the atmosphere of Nibiru into the oncoming planet that was getting bigger and bigger as the seconds dragged on. 5 minutes, 4 minutes, 3, 2…suddenly he noticed a small spot on the horizon. It was just barely noticeable, but he knew it wasn’t supposed to be there. He began to panic, but soon realized that whatever was in the way would not stand a chance against a speeding planet. And then, it hit. With ten seconds left, the shuttle impacted against the planet and threw it off just slightly. Captain Klunk noticed too, and saw Nibiru was moving away from Earth. However, he believed he still had a chance to destroy Earth. 3 seconds left….2…1…
04-16-2010, 04:12 PM
#2
Joined: Apr 2009
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WTF

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04-16-2010, 04:26 PM
#3
If I was on my computer I would post a picture here.
04-16-2010, 04:31 PM
#4
Joined: Jul 2009
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Quote:
Originally Posted by da shiz wiz 19 View Post
If I was on my computer I would post a picture here.

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04-16-2010, 04:44 PM
#5
Joined: Mar 2009
Location: Washington
Posts: 9,125
I googled part of it, and the first result was this thread, which means it's probably not a spambot. Weird.

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04-16-2010, 04:46 PM
#6
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Bat Outta Hell View Post
I googled part of it, and the first result was this thread, which means it's probably not a spambot. Weird.
It's just the start of the spam bot.