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Games you swear the most at

04-29-2010, 08:32 PM
Joined: Mar 2010
Posts: 211
Games you swear the most at

Tilt to Live - When you think you can make a gap but... you can't.

Last edited by swampthing; 04-29-2010 at 09:07 PM.
04-29-2010, 08:37 PM
Joined: Feb 2009
Location: the next whiskey bar
Posts: 5,549
Galcon, whenever there's a dick in the game room who suicides against you

04-29-2010, 08:39 PM
Joined: Sep 2009
Location: ummm Cali
Posts: 131
i dunno why, but Ramp Chanp (the challanges) and Alive-4-Ever (its hard)
but I love both of them very much

Currently Playing: Hybrid (The first one), Block Fortress
Waiting For: MC5
Hoping For: RCT!!!!!
04-29-2010, 08:44 PM
Joined: Jul 2009
Location: Chicago
Posts: 823
Fruit Ninja, when there's a crapload of fruit and a single bomb all bunched up together.
04-29-2010, 09:18 PM
Joined: Mar 2010
Posts: 267

Originally Posted by ikemike View Post
Fruit Ninja, when there's a crapload of fruit and a single bomb all bunched up together.
The same game you swear at the most outdoors, Golf. Played some game called mini golf. Hole 13 has a beaver on it and it made me mad. Lol It says par two and I got approx 80 on that one. (not overexagerating) No mini golf hole should take that many!!!!! $&&@"&& you beaver!!!!!

Now Playing: OG, Wolfboy, Pix n Love Rush, Minigore, 45th Street, Qwak

OpenFeint: Dennis 01824; Plus+: RedsoxPatriots
Waiting for: Plunderland, A Skeleton Story, Wackylands Boss, Max Adventure
04-29-2010, 10:12 PM
Joined: Sep 2008
Location: Los Angeles, USA
Posts: 722
The last level of Blimp. A rather tough 'kill everything' level followed immediately by a 'OMG Self Destruct in :30 RUN AWAY!!!' level. The problem is that you have to run away through tiny, tiny corridors with tons of 90 degree turns and environmental hazards at the absolute maximum speed to make it out with even a second to spare. Oh, and in this game if you run into a wall at anything near full speed it'll take off around 40% of your HP. And you're already beat up from the 'kill everything' level you just finished and there's no more HP recovery items lying around. The closest I ever came was getting to the finish line with :01 remaining and killing myself by landing on the landing platform too fast (Because I had ONE SECOND LEFT!!). Haven't touched it since.

It's been sitting on my 'Games I'm playing' page since last year and has really made me think about designing overly difficult last levels in games. Specifically, whether making the final boss of Gomi not have a checkpoint between the 2nd and 3rd rounds was a good idea or not. It's the whole idea that when you develop a game you get really good at it without realizing it. I can take out Gomi's final boss in one attempt with something like a 85% chance of not dying, but that's probably not be the case for everyone else. Same thing with the final boss in Hard Mode; I can do it in about an hour or so, but according to the leaderboards no one's ever been able to finish it at all.

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04-29-2010, 10:15 PM
Joined: Feb 2010
Location: The Kᴉll Switch
Posts: 7,493
Hand of Greed, anybody try that one?

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04-29-2010, 10:17 PM
Joined: Dec 2008
Location: Sacramento, CA
Posts: 4,567
Jet Car Stunts
04-29-2010, 10:18 PM
Joined: Mar 2010
Location: New York
Posts: 279
Hook Champ. F&$@ing ledges... And that toothy bastard.
04-29-2010, 10:23 PM
Joined: Jan 2010
Location: yes
Posts: 306
Modern Warfare 2. I never knew how the enemy soldier could absorb 5 bullets, not get hurt, and kill me while (seemingly) looking the other way. With the very easy guns, you know when you killed someone, and you can hear it. But stupid infamous CoD lag makes sure you get as little from that 60$ as you can.

Rant aside, for iPhone, whenever I get frustrated, I usually make incomprehensible stutters and grunts, followed by asking "doodle" in DoodleJump why he could possibly be so stupid to miss that platform. Never have gotten an answer out of the little guy.

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