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Emoji Bad Reviews

05-04-2010, 07:58 PM
#1
Joined: Feb 2010
Posts: 1,018
Emoji Bad Reviews

I'm SO sick of complainers in reviews! Especially emoji unlocking apps! They are like, "This app is , add facebook and other phones so they could see it, add a volleyball and a tennis racket, add this, add that!"
I just need to rant! Do these losers realize that emoji is BUILT in their software os??? And that it's not up to the app devs, or even APPLE THEMSELVES, to get FB and other peeps phones to add emoji??? It's very aggravating! Noone can add to emoji except apple! Noone outside japan is even supposed to have emoji, and even there it's not fully supported on every phone! Get over it! It's never gonna happen!
Those peeps are the  of which they use in their reviews!
05-04-2010, 08:26 PM
#2
Joined: Feb 2010
Location: Perv, why do you care?
Posts: 1,807
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rblacula View Post
I'm SO sick of complainers in reviews! Especially emoji unlocking apps! They are like, "This app is , add facebook and other phones so they could see it, add a volleyball and a tennis racket, add this, add that!"
I just need to rant! Do these losers realize that emoji is BUILT in their software os??? And that it's not up to the app devs, or even APPLE THEMSELVES, to get FB and other peeps phones to add emoji??? It's very aggravating! Noone can add to emoji except apple! Noone outside japan is even supposed to have emoji, and even there it's not fully supported on every phone! Get over it! It's never gonna happen!
Those peeps are the  of which they use in their reviews!
ya. app store reviews are from idiots. I don't even read them for opinions.

05-04-2010, 08:31 PM
#3
Joined: Feb 2010
Posts: 1,018
Yeah! But it's soo dumb still
05-04-2010, 08:42 PM
#4
Joined: Feb 2010
Location: Perv, why do you care?
Posts: 1,807
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rblacula View Post
Yeah! But it's soo dumb still
Ya. The AppStore is the perfect storm of acessability and stupidity.
05-04-2010, 09:05 PM
#5
Joined: Feb 2010
Posts: 1,018
Agreed! Props to ya! Kudos all around! 
05-04-2010, 09:13 PM
#6
Joined: May 2009
Location: Roseville California
Posts: 818
I only read app store reviews to read all the stupid "reviews" (if you could call them that" that stupid people leave. Like on Chaos rings a whole bunch of people write things like "the game has good graphics but it has no point cause the whole game is menus, if you can remake the game to play like kingdom hearts (or add some other generic repetitive hack n slash here) the game would be good but nobody will play a game with good graphics but no game" reviews like that make me hate people and just how stupid they are but you got to admit some of them are amusing.
05-04-2010, 10:47 PM
#7
Joined: Feb 2010
Posts: 1,018
O totally especially ones like This  is f***ing !!!1!ZOMG is teh best game!
05-04-2010, 11:02 PM
#8
Joined: Sep 2009
Posts: 1,242
I read the reviews. It's good to know someone like me liked it. I don't buy an app because a review says, "THIS IS TERRIBLE BLAH BLAH BLAH!" but if there are multiple reviews like that, then the app is probably buggy and/or bad.

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05-05-2010, 01:32 AM
#9
Joined: Dec 2009
Posts: 525
If you look at any app in the top 25, you'll find at least one review that looks like this:

IDJSJDUKFSHSHDIDHDHEJDHRHF
ITZ GAY DONT BUYZ IT!!!!!!SHRKDBXUDKDHDUS
B
A
D
G
A
M
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(insert a few hundred emoticons, just for good measure)

Of course, they'll never justify their complaints. they'll just insert hundreds of poop and angry face emoji icons as if their spamming of the review page will make you care about their opinion at all.

Needless to say, I never read user reviews unless I'm in the mood for a good laugh

Last edited by csklimowski; 05-05-2010 at 01:35 AM.
05-05-2010, 01:37 AM
#10
Joined: Mar 2010
Posts: 488
I've encountered at least 5 reviews saying Selena Gomez is hot. They gave 5 stars though.

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