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iPhone: Blow Hard - lol

02-20-2009, 01:48 AM
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Blow Hard - lol

We've all seen how ridiculous apps can get, but this is overboard.

There is an app called blow hard.

Quote from app description:
"How hard can your girl blow? Or what about you?"

See for yourself - http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewSoftware?id=305253558&mt=8

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02-20-2009, 01:49 AM
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Classy description and title.

But really, let's approve this, Apple thinks!

02-20-2009, 01:50 AM
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Blow Hard has also been scientifically proven* to increase lung capacity and it even helps those with asthma**.

* This was a lie. If you pass out while blowing hard, don't blame me.
** This was not a lie. Blowing can help those with asthma.

I can see where this can be useful.. but it is pushing it a little far.

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Last edited by Donburns99; 02-20-2009 at 01:53 AM.
02-20-2009, 01:56 AM
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Too funny. What next spit or swallow?

Last edited by TRIPLE BEAM DREAM; 02-20-2009 at 02:02 AM. Reason: X
02-20-2009, 01:59 AM
Originally Posted by TRIPLE BEAM DREAM View Post
Too funny. What next spit or swallow?

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02-20-2009, 04:26 PM
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As the developer of Blow Hard, I have to say that Apple does have some class. The original title was Blow Me, but I got a call from the App Review team and they said that Blow Me wasn't acceptable. The person I talked to suggested Blow Hard (I thought of iBlow originally, but I like Blow Hard better).

But get it while it is free, I'll be hitting the switch in a couple of hours to make it a dollar.
02-20-2009, 04:28 PM
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You know what you need? The ability to use any picture in your device
02-20-2009, 04:29 PM
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LOL, are there any Arrested Development fans here?
"Tobias... you blow hard!"

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02-20-2009, 04:31 PM
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$1.00? good luck

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02-20-2009, 04:40 PM
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Originally Posted by TRIPLE BEAM DREAM View Post
$1.00? good luck
You're right he can't make it a dollar, only 99c...

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