Religion and games

05-22-2015, 06:04 PM
#1
Religion and games

If I play this do I get to have lots of wives?????.... Actually when I think about it what kind of crazy fool wants more then one wife? I already get nagged/interrogated if I'm five minutes late from work, get a phone call, make a phone call. Come I without pants on, forget my computer, walk into the wrong house again..... you get my point, I have one wife too many as it, this having more then one is terrifying! I'd never do it! What a horrible thing! You'd never see the phone, the remote, the bathroom..... Oh man and getting intimate the jealousy would be horrible... This is probably hell, that's what they are getting you ready for...Hell... There's only one thing that could be worse! Well two things, if all five of your wives were pregnant at the same time (oh my Eli) and of course the worst would be if you were a girl with five husbands.... That would be terrifying!
05-22-2015, 06:20 PM
#2
Joined: Jul 2011
Location: Taiwan & Japan
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This is the most WTF game of the year!!!!!! Play as a Mormon? So can you give away flyers about the end of the world, can you tell them that the only way to survive is to join your sect? Are there any combo mode like: stalk - upset - run away ? Sorry but religion has nothing to do in games!

05-22-2015, 08:28 PM
#3
Joined: Apr 2010
Location: California, USA
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Originally Posted by djstout View Post
This is the most WTF game of the year!!!!!! Play as a Mormon? So can you give away flyers about the end of the world, can you tell them that the only way to survive is to join your sect? Are there any combo mode like: stalk - upset - run away ? Sorry but religion has nothing to do in games!
Alright, that's IT! We have a new game here! You got the Mormon's over here on this side and the Jehovah's Witnesses on the other both giving away their flyers seeing how many people they can piss off! Slam your door on 'em, throw stuff at 'em, run over 'em when they're on their bikes! Spit in their faces! Who knows what else? Or else you can join 'em on either side, take on their despicable, irritating, and weird ways of life yourself! Be a polygamist! Believe Jesus Christ was a created being! You can't buy Girl Scout cookies, dude! Woo-hoo! No tattoos, now! Live life watching people hate you, trying to kill you! Hey, I love this game already!!!! I say somebody's gotta make this! LOL!!!
05-22-2015, 08:41 PM
#4
Come on guys. As bizarre as this game might be (I'm sure even members of the LDS church would laugh at this description), this isn't the place to mock anyone's beliefs or religion.
05-22-2015, 10:55 PM
#5
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Originally Posted by nxtboyIII View Post
First of all I am mormon and we don't practice polygamy. We did in the 1800's and then stopped, and it is now a serious sin, so please don't bash on us :/
In fairness, the founder/creator of Mormonism did in fact practice polygamy, and it was part of the religion at inception. And yes, it has since been outlawed, but it is still practiced among a small minority of Mormans. So it is a fair association to make, and an expected one at that. Though I didn't take his comment as Morman bashing, he was making fun of the idea of polygamy.
05-22-2015, 11:25 PM
#6
Joined: Apr 2015
Location: Arendelle
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Originally Posted by djstout View Post
Sorry but religion has nothing to do in games!
May Stendarr have mercy on your soul.
05-22-2015, 11:45 PM
#7
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Originally Posted by djstout View Post
Sorry but religion has nothing to do in games!
Lol, tell that to elder scrolls, Diablo, D&D, and every other game that has some form of magical references in it.
05-22-2015, 11:48 PM
#8
HAIL SATAN! The one true dank lord of all danked.
05-23-2015, 01:30 AM
#9
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Originally Posted by djstout View Post
Sorry but religion has nothing to do in games!
Downloaded the game anyway because you have no sense of humor. Pull the broomstick out just three inches, yo. Believe me, it'll feel a lot better.
05-23-2015, 02:42 AM
#10
Joined: Jul 2011
Location: Taiwan & Japan
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Originally Posted by bigrand1 View Post
Alright, that's IT! We have a new game here! You got the Mormon's over here on this side and the Jehovah's Witnesses on the other both giving away their flyers seeing how many people they can piss off! Slam your door on 'em, throw stuff at 'em, run over 'em when they're on their bikes! Spit in their faces! Who knows what else? Or else you can join 'em on either side, take on their despicable, irritating, and weird ways of life yourself! Be a polygamist! Believe Jesus Christ was a created being! You can't buy Girl Scout cookies, dude! Woo-hoo! No tattoos, now! Live life watching people hate you, trying to kill you! Hey, I love this game already!!!! I say somebody's gotta make this! LOL!!!
Spot on!