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App description: *** Silver Medal Winner for BEST GAME SERIES in 2011 Best App Ever Awards! ***

Listen up, meatsacks... EPISODE 2 & 3 are now available from TELLTALE GAMES to all you slobbering filthy-minded drunks who've been banging down our door. Go buy a copy. It'll make us happy, if not yourself.

Anyway, no doubt youve been waiting years for a half-decent game to show up in the Adventure category of the App Store. Well, this is it. Half-decent, as promised.

#1 ROLE PLAYING GAME in the USA, UK and around 20 OTHER COUNTRIES. Made a couple of top 100 lists, won a few awards, captivated the attention of zillions, etc. etc. No idea why, really, but we're rather chuffed about it to say the least.

When a hostage crisis erupts in the centre of Clappers Wreake, only one man has the diplomatic finesse to defuse a simmering situation before it boils over into a stew of butchery and bloodshed: Detective Inspector Hector. Hes all theyve got. Literally. All the other negotiators are dead. Hector has a choice to make: carry out the terrorists curiously altruistic demands, or watch as his fellow officers are picked off one by one. Hectors still on the fence.

Stagger a drunken mile through the Crime Capital of Britain in the size 9s of Detective Inspector Hector: part criminalist, part kebab-fiend, all cop.

Do all the things youve dreamed about: hit a tramp with a crowbar, steal a young mans trousers, kick a drug addict into a cardboard box, enter a pornshop without embarrassment, carry a designer handbag... all in the name of justice, and all in spectacular ground-breaking 2D.

Did we mention? Its not for kids.

This isnt one of those bog-standard Oh-god-where-am-I-how-did-I-get-here-theres-a-screwdriver-in-a-desk-drawer type escape games that the interweb seems to be infested with nowadays. HECTOR:BADGE OF CARNAGE takes you back to the glory days of the point 'n click graphic adventure: nonsensical inventory items, favour-hungry reprobates, and a relentless stream of witty one-liners.

- 18 sordid, filthy, rundown locations
- 23 well-developed & witty characters (+ 1 stinking drunk)
- 40 Inventory items (includes Free Lubricant!)
- 397 interactive objects
- 2421 spoken lines of dialogue
- Cinematic cutscenes
- Original score
- A good few hours worth of low action puzzle-solving gameplay

- Your cash.

Look, we honestly dont care if you like it. We just want you to buy it.


Here's what people are saying about HECTOR: BADGE OF CARNAGE...

"Lewd. Crude. Gross. And a great throwback to classic adventures." - IGN, Editors' Choice Award 2010

"Brilliant... Yes it really is that good..." - Eurogamer, 9/10

...Wish I could give it two five star ratings...This is one of the best produced, most polished games I've played on this platform. Great graphics, animation, and voice acting; the controls are perfect, and the puzzles so far (I have yet to leave the environs of the police station) have been fairly easy but funny as hell. Reminds me a bit of a 2D Sam and Max adventure but much, much nastier...

...Omg. What a game, what a game. Love the humor love the animation love the everything about this. My only fear is it might be over quickly cuz I'm having so much fun...

...I can't believe how damn perfect this game is...

"...I've never been so shocked at a game before. Never have I felt so immersed in a 2d game. Never have I laughed so much in one room of a game. Never have I seen more creative puzzle and dialogue. GET IT GET IT GET IT..."

"...This game is funnier than a vegetable that has grown into a rude and amusing shape!"


Episode 2 & 3 out now! Find out more at www.telltalegames.com/hector


Follow Hector on Twitter: @diHector

iVaro's comments:

06-01-2010, 08:27 PM
Joined: Aug 2009
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Posts: 364
And in Australia too.
Here's a quick toftt for you guys: it's pretty damn great! Just keep it away from the kiddies!
Not sure how much content, but there's definitely at least 2 hours in there.

Gamecenter: Pietrole --
Peter L. -- (retired) Official TouchArcade Reviewer & Reporter.

06-01-2010, 08:35 PM
Joined: Oct 2009
Location: FLA, USA
Posts: 2,598
how much?
06-01-2010, 08:35 PM
Joined: Dec 2009
Posts: 4,449
Originally Posted by starmonkey101 View Post
how much?
06-01-2010, 08:36 PM
Originally Posted by songbird View Post
US dollars?
06-01-2010, 08:39 PM
Joined: Dec 2009
Posts: 4,449
Originally Posted by New England Gamer View Post
US dollars?
From the upcoming/locked thread.
Originally Posted by ImNoSuperMan
Yup. Its out in NZ for USD 3.99

06-01-2010, 09:03 PM
Joined: Jun 2009
Location: Washington State
Posts: 1,185
The more i play this, the more i'm loving it. Has a decent size footprint, so if you're low on MEM, ya might have to make some room for it.
06-01-2010, 09:09 PM
Joined: Jun 2009
Posts: 645
Cant wait!
06-01-2010, 09:19 PM
Joined: Oct 2009
Posts: 5,079
Been waiting for this one...looks great!
06-01-2010, 09:54 PM
When does it come out in the US?