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iPhone: Pay2Play Promo code contest

02-23-2009, 05:51 PM
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Pay2Play Promo code contest

So I just got off the phone with NBC about Pay2Play. So Id like to give something to y'allz.

How would you make money on the sly if you were an Illinois Politician?

Yanki.jp is asking this question to you. Top 3 funniest replies to this thread get promo code prizes.

1st prize: Promo-codes for Pay2Pay, ImWithCupid, and the upcoming 3D shmup "Killer App" by the artist who helped bring you the visual fx on "The Watchmen", "Day After Tomorrow", "Matrix Reloaded", "Matrix Revolutions", "Beowulf", and the Juggernaught running through the walls vs. Kitty Pride on "X3". An early screen cap from the iPhone on the website www.Yanki.jp. Actually Pay2Play is also by the same artist that has also done work for Rockstar, SCEA, EA and other game companies. ^_^

2nd prize: Promo-codes for Pay2Play and ImWithCupid.

3rd price: promo code for Pay2Play.

If you don't know what Pay2Play is its a slick interface + Dopewars. Its a funny game where you buy and sell your way to the top trading your way up to Senate seats. Also included as a bonus. Gamings first depiction of "Alcopops" in a game. What politicians set out to ban in gaming. This game comes to you approved and uncut on the Appstore. As written up by the Chicago Tribune, Kotaku, and other sites.

Link to the appstore:

So get your Jon Stewart or Stephen Colbert wit on and may the funniest people win.

Last edited by yanki; 02-23-2009 at 05:57 PM.
02-23-2009, 05:54 PM
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I would make money by buying iPhone apps. Oh, wait...

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02-23-2009, 05:55 PM
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oh lawd time for me to put on the thinking cap....ill get back to you later with the winning quote
02-23-2009, 05:57 PM
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Question: How would you make money on the sly if you were an Illinois Politician?

Answer: I would go to central America and meet with drug cartel leaders. I would then start a plot to get one of them a senate seat so they could work to legalize drugs. After they succeed using various methods of intimidation, I would have a steady stream of legal drugs that I could tax at 75%. I would keep only .5% of the tax for myself in a swiss bank account.

Then I would move to a country without an extradition treaty! THE END.
02-23-2009, 05:58 PM
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-I would become president....does that work?

-I'd like toast

-I would use coconutbowling's quote

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02-23-2009, 05:59 PM
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steal chairs from accros the world and sell them to the highest bidder
once im in jail i would try sell the seats in there to the highest bidder
the sink too....
especially the toilet

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Last edited by Stykman; 02-23-2009 at 06:33 PM.
02-23-2009, 06:02 PM
By anything but selling my hair to Locks of Love...

Last edited by Zyphon; 02-23-2009 at 06:39 PM.
02-23-2009, 06:07 PM
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Enjoy! That's how I'd do it. Because people wouldn't think I'm the governor selling the chairs right??? Or maybe it's a hidden message...

Last edited by Spartan12103; 02-23-2009 at 06:12 PM.
02-23-2009, 06:10 PM
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If I were an Illinois Politician, I would try my luck at a law firm or maybe try to get payment from the government. Being that politician, I would most likely try to advance to the next stage of the game, and earn a higher status, or even try to become a senator.

*Reads rest of 1st post

Crap! It's supposed to funny. Well, that up top is all I got. Ba dum ch? (Drumset needed, will pay $5)
02-23-2009, 06:13 PM
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I would support legalizing medicinal marijuana and support equal gay rights as well as support m-rated games!!!
Why not give people what they want, look at clinton, he admitted smoking pot but ""didnt inhale""and we loved him for it!! ""LETS MAKE THIS A BETTER ILLINOIS "" we're all happy to be HAPPY!!

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Last edited by Hyprhypr; 02-23-2009 at 06:24 PM.