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  • Publisher: Bruce Cass
  • Genre: Family
  • Device: iPhone
  • Size: 3.5 MB
  • Version: 1.0
  • Price: Free
  • Average User Rating:
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App description: ****** ' Why this is the best game ever written ! Surely !' - The Author
****** ' Here we go again !' - The Author's Wife
****** ' You're our hero Daddy !' - The Author's Kids
****** ' Wuff ! " - The Author's dog


>>>>>>>>>>> Get 'Jack Off' the planet <<<<<<<<<<<

It's nearly tea time and Jack the Astronaut is hungry and wants to go home.

Unfortunately for Jack his rocket is out of fuel !Fortunately for Jack there are plenty of fuel cells kicking around on the planet.

Use Jack's jetpac to fly around and collect the fuel cells. Watch out for Bombs and Alien space ships.

When you have helped Jack get enough fuel cells drop on the launch pad and head off home for tea !

Use the touch screen to power Jack's jetpac. Roll the device left and right to direct Jack in his quest for fuel cells.

Visit www.zebError.com for more !

This game is bound to be a best seller ! No doubt

Don't delay and download today ewe won't be disappointed !

Buy now before word gets out and the Author has to put up the price.

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** now with colour !!
** now with aliens !!
** now with animation !!
** now with sound effects !!
** now with more game playabilityness !!
** now go and buy it !!



Have fun

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runformoney1110's comments:
'Nuff said

http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/jack-off/id379828906?mt=8
07-06-2010, 07:48 PM
#2
Joined: May 2010
Location: New York City
Posts: 2,741
Most awkward title ever.

07-06-2010, 07:50 PM
#3
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Location: California
Posts: 2,348
07-06-2010, 07:52 PM
#4
Joined: Apr 2009
Posts: 1,185
let's see what this game is really about...


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07-06-2010, 07:52 PM
#5
Joined: Jan 2010
Location: where rice paddies grow...
Posts: 3,436
PROFIT,
lol at game's name and itunes comment "controls are terrible"

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07-06-2010, 07:56 PM
#6
Joined: Jun 2009
Posts: 645
I got Jack off a few times now. Great game!
07-06-2010, 08:06 PM
#7
Joined: May 2010
Location: In your closet
Posts: 2,691
Quote:
Originally Posted by elimcfly View Post
I got Jack off a few times now. Great game!
uncomfortably obvious ambiguity here

add me on PSN = uranium65
07-06-2010, 08:09 PM
#8
Joined: Oct 2009
Location: lol
Posts: 2,715
I never knew Jacking Off would be so fun.
07-06-2010, 08:13 PM
#9
Joined: Feb 2010
Location: Swansea, UK
Posts: 8,376
Who is going to be the first to Jack Off then?!

Invaders Must Die.
07-06-2010, 08:19 PM
#10
Joined: Feb 2009
Location: Ontario Canada
Posts: 1,502
Meh, Jack Off didn't last long enough.

what.