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App Store Cliches

07-31-2010, 01:25 AM
Joined: Dec 2009
Posts: 525
App Store Cliches

Doodle, Zombie, [x] vs [y], God, Fart, Extremely Addictive, etc.

It's only a matter of time before we see "Doodle Zombie vs. Fart God: the highly addictive dual-stick endless platformer tower defense line-drawing match-three game"

If it gets made, it will be in the top 25 in no time.

Last edited by csklimowski; 07-31-2010 at 07:50 PM.
07-31-2010, 01:33 AM
Joined: Feb 2010
Location: Los Angeles
Posts: 2,255
07-31-2010, 05:29 PM
Insanely addictive, hidden gem (including 'to use a cliche, this game is a...'), and 'leave a 5-star review for more updates'.
07-31-2010, 05:38 PM
I lol'd :3 I saw that app and was like... "Here we go. A game that combines every ounce of idiocy the app store has provided us."
Farts, VS, Chuck Norris (I do believe this saved the app from being completely crap), Unicorns (remember robot unicorn?), and like many of those time management games, a conveyor belt of food.
07-31-2010, 08:14 PM
Joined: Aug 2008
Posts: 752
Like that sketch, Cilo.
07-31-2010, 08:34 PM
Joined: Mar 2010
Location: Estero, FL
Posts: 221
Ever since "Talking Tom Cat" there have been a whole bunch of apps with things that talk.
08-01-2010, 04:50 AM
Guys, did you hear that Chillingloft is making a super original game "Angry Zombies vs. Evil Farting Farmers WARNING insanely addictive line drawing tower defense game!". We are so lucky to have developers like these, constantly innovating and having new ideas.
08-01-2010, 05:10 AM
Joined: Apr 2009
Location: Australia, mate!
Posts: 8,419
Stick, [X]-in-1 Gamebox, etc

08-01-2010, 07:02 AM
Joined: Dec 2009
Location: Italy
Posts: 2,916
innovative, 3-matches, zombie, doodle, [x]ville, farm "whatever", pick-n-play...

I love this world!