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App description: This game is udderly fantastic!

Watch the sequence, then repeat it by touching and pulling on the teats to milk them.
Test your memory and fill the bottle with milk to finish a level. Just make sure your fingers arent too cold!

When youre done milking, why not gift the fresh organic milk youve collected to your friends on Facebook!
Who wouldnt love to receive FREE unicorn milk?

Features include:
- unique milking gameplay
- free play mode no pressure just udder pulling fun
- 3D mamilla technology
- realistic animal udder physics
- stat tracking
- funny and colorful graphics
- local and world wide high scores
- Facebook gifting and sharing

See what completely fictitious "Milk My Unicorn" players have said about the game

"One of the breast games on the iPhone and iPod touch!"
- Harry R. E. Ola

"This is much more than a mammary game."
- Purple Nurple

"Titilating and udderly fun."
- Polly Darton

WARNING: This is a game. We do not recommend milking of any live animal unless you have proper training.

*****No animals were harmed in the making of this game.*****

splashworks's comments:
Splashworks has just released it's latest iPhone game and we think you'll find it udderly fantastic!

Watch the sequence, then repeat it by touching and pulling on the teats to milk them.
Test your memory and fill the bottle with milk to finish a level. Just make sure your fingers arent too cold!

When youre done milking, why not gift the fresh organic milk youve collected to your friends on Facebook!

Who wouldnt love to receive FREE unicorn milk?

Check it out:

http://itunes.apple.com/ca/app/milk-my-unicorn/id363150243?mt=8
09-02-2010, 01:48 PM
#2
Dirt

You dirty---

How do you people get away with it?
ITs porn really in hidden disguise.

09-02-2010, 01:52 PM
#3
Joined: Nov 2009
Location: Earth
Posts: 463
Quote:
Originally Posted by boardgameguru View Post
You dirty---

How do you people get away with it?
ITs porn really in hidden disguise.
WTF?
09-02-2010, 02:10 PM
#4
Joined: Jan 2010
Location: Stuck in traffic
Posts: 2,882
Strangely considering this. Anyone else TOFTT?

Upcoming Games: CJS2, Racing Apex, High Strangeness, Dino Run, Super Feed Me, Mimeo and the Kleptopus King, Loot, Run Run Dash, Pogo Rampage, Burrito Bison, Star Saver, Pocket Cars, Rock Rider, THEM, Prince of Europa, Epic Dive, One Tap Hero
09-02-2010, 02:18 PM
#5
Joined: Feb 2010
Location: Uk
Posts: 2,209
Quote:
Originally Posted by doodlejumper View Post
Strangely considering this. Anyone else TOFTT?
Will leave this one too you
09-02-2010, 02:45 PM
#6
Joined: Mar 2010
Posts: 145
isnt that the horse from peggle?

...signature!
09-02-2010, 02:51 PM
#7
Joined: Mar 2010
Posts: 145
the unicorn from 'milk' looks much happier for some reason

...signature!
09-02-2010, 02:57 PM
#8
Lol... yeah for some reason... :P

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09-02-2010, 03:12 PM
#9
Joined: Jun 2009
Posts: 645
Easily best game on the app store! Who needs 3d graphics?
09-02-2010, 03:18 PM
#10
Joined: Jun 2009
Posts: 10,968
Quote:
Originally Posted by elimcfly View Post
Easily best game on the app store! Who needs 3d graphics?
That's right - who needs 3D graphics when you have "3D mamilla technology"?

Quote:
Originally Posted by NickFalk View Post
Squids!?

Worst idea ever!