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iPhone: The best PSP minis game - iPhone version?

09-22-2010, 07:17 AM
Joined: Jan 2010
Posts: 22
The best PSP minis game - iPhone version?

Hi Guys,

We've just launched PSP minis port of worst game ever from App Store.
Game has a big update compare to iPhone version.
We missed our goal (making worst game ever) and it looks like the game is the best PSP minis game since launch (first 10/10 at pspminis.com)...:

Here is link for our iPhone version:

Crap of Defense
by iFun4all
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Size: 13.0 MB
Price: $4.99

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Featured by Apple!
This is worst game ever! ;-)

Fend off the different types of soldiers with your cannon in this doodle tower defense game. There are 36 mission objects to accomplish on 3 levels of difficulty. Can you earn the 3 medals from each mission? Check out the recently added new power-ups and new game modes.

Worst trailer ever:


Here's what others have to say about the worst game ever:

Eurogamer.net: "annoyingly addictive" + "Crap Of Defense boasts untold hours of palpitating fun for its paltry asking price" + "it gets our vote for its endearing style"

Worst game ever!

Rejectedgamer: "One of the most unusual, and fun titles that I have ever played":

148apps: "It is a top notch time waster with a style of its own. There's a ton of gameplay available, so it will certainly keep you busy for a long time":

Cheapest clone of the tower-of-defense games ever. Clone so cheap, that we could afford only one tower, and we couldn't afford automatic shooting feature for it, so you have to shoot it by yourself!

Averageapper: "Overall a very slick and easy to play shooter with a surpirising amount of depth"

What do you think about the worst game ever? Leave us some reviews.

iTunes Link: http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/crap-of-defense/id354661439?mt=8

And now my questions are:

- would you like to see iPhone port Paper Wars?
- would you like to get update for iPhone version?
- should we change the name into Paper Wars: Cannon Fodder or leave Crap of Defense?
- what else would you like to see in next updates?
09-22-2010, 11:04 AM
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I want to see that PSP minis game come out, the paper wars one, looked awesome.

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09-22-2010, 11:07 AM
Joined: May 2009
Posts: 4,478
Originally Posted by diffusion8r View Post
I want to see that PSP minis game come out, the paper wars one, looked awesome.
It's technically out already.

It's called Crap of Defense though.

Isn't it the same thing? Gah I'm confuzzled.



Compared to this:


Edit 3: Sorry if this is a bit off topic for a idevice forum, but when is this game coming out in the US minis store?

And also I noticed you said the PSP version is updated over the iPhone version. Could you not just update the iPhone version to bring it up to the PSP's level?

Last edited by S.I.D. CrAzY; 09-22-2010 at 11:16 AM.
09-22-2010, 11:20 AM
Joined: Jul 2008
Location: Orlando, FL
Posts: 4,491
I would love an update to the iPhone version and I would change the name to keep it consistent as long as the binary was still the same.
09-23-2010, 11:55 AM
Joined: Jan 2010
Posts: 22
Thank you for your answers.
We will make iPhone version soon. Now you can check Crap of defense.
PSP US version should be at PSN store soon.
Paper Wars is bigger then Crap of defense and has a lot of changes.