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iPhone: iSperm

03-13-2009, 08:21 AM
#1
Joined: Feb 2009
Location: Los Angeles, Ca.
Posts: 290
iSperm

http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewSoftware?id=305554567&mt=8

The freedom of creating a baby without the task of raising them for 18 years.

Quotes if interest from the game's description.

"Cute graphics"
"Play, win and, sing: Every sperm is sacred...."


Where is the realism? I mean if I remember my 10th grade health class, shouldn't there be millions on the screen at once? Maybe we have reached the limitations of the iPhone's graphical capabilities.

Similar to how the Wii version of, "Dead Rising" had less zombies on the screen than the Xbox360 version.

Last edited by LordCrom; 03-13-2009 at 12:25 PM.
03-13-2009, 08:22 AM
#2
Joined: Oct 2008
Location: PA, USA
Posts: 744
So I guess they'll approve anything these days. What has become of the app store....

MAX 3D Artist in Training

03-13-2009, 08:25 AM
#3
Joined: Dec 2008
Posts: 4,176
This is very very sad on what apple
Allows. Very disappointed at apple.

What next??
03-13-2009, 08:27 AM
#4
Joined: Jan 2009
Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Posts: 5,206
"I'm not getting shot out of that thing. What if he's masturbating? I'm liable to end up on the ceiling!"

(Let's see how many get that reference...)

[Relax with Galactic Chill] [Let me tell you a story.]
Currently working on: Music for Spirit Hunter Mineko
03-13-2009, 08:29 AM
#5
Joined: Aug 2008
Location: Tokyo, Japan
Posts: 353
Great. Who needs Monster Truck Nitro when Apple is hastily approving quality apps like this!
03-13-2009, 08:32 AM
#6
Joined: Feb 2009
Location: Las Vegas, NV, USA
Posts: 2,404
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mindfield View Post
"I'm not getting shot out of that thing. What if he's masturbating? I'm liable to end up on the ceiling!"

(Let's see how many get that reference...)
Woody Allen - Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Sex
03-13-2009, 08:33 AM
#7
Joined: Nov 2008
Location: Mainz, Germany
Posts: 314
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mindfield View Post
"I'm not getting shot out of that thing. What if he's masturbating? I'm liable to end up on the ceiling!"

(Let's see how many get that reference...)
Yeah, when I saw the screen shots they reminded me instantly on that Woody Allen movie, too.

Actually the graphics seem to be kind of cute.
03-13-2009, 08:39 AM
#8
Joined: Dec 2008
Location: Central Coast of California
Posts: 793
Sigh. It's sad what the app store is becoming.

I've been away for awhile, but I'm back.
03-13-2009, 08:42 AM
#9
Joined: Nov 2008
Location: Sweden
Posts: 137
Quote:
Originally Posted by yourofl10 View Post
This is very very sad on what apple
Allows. Very disappointed at apple.

What next??
So killing people (which we all know is a popular theme in games) is better than playing a game featuring the most important cells in the history of everything?

It's time to realize that sex is better than murder.

Last edited by Liljeberg; 03-13-2009 at 08:43 AM. Reason: Spelling
03-13-2009, 08:46 AM
#10
Joined: Oct 2008
Posts: 4,404
What about Brother in Arms and Payback?

Seriously, I'd rather have sex anytime than kill people. It feels better