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  • Publisher: iPhoideas S.A.
  • Genre: Arcade
  • Device: iPhone
  • Size: 23.3 MB
  • Version: 1.0
  • Price: Free
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App description: A long time ago, in a land far away there was a sneaker jammed in an ass.

It used to be an ass like any other, but now it was hardened like stone. Men big and small, horses and tug-of-war champions tried to pull it out. But it just wouldnt budge.

Until Sir Lace-a-lot slowly but firmly pulled it out, giving life back to that petrified ass.

Not so long after that, three evil masterminds stole the Diesel Magical Sneaker and put a spell on the Kings royal ass petrifying him on the spot

Become Lace-a-Lot and fight the three evil masterminds on a champaign to save the King's ass!


- Immerse yourself in the complex plot and become an AssKicker master.
- Fight three different opponents in their own different environments.
- Full move sets including fatality.
- Robust Practice boot camp transforms rookies into AssKicking masters.
- Three levels of difficulty.

Become a fan of "Asscalibur" on Facebook: www.facebook.com/Diesel

View Trailer on www.Diesel.com
10-30-2010, 06:40 PM
Joined: May 2010
Location: New York City
Posts: 2,741
Um... what the heck? Interesting title/icon. O_o

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10-30-2010, 06:44 PM
Joined: Dec 2008
Location: in a van down by the river...
Posts: 1,328
Ooh, been waiting for this, wonder if it has Game Center or retina?

All kidding aside, I lol'd at the title, icon and description.


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10-30-2010, 06:54 PM
Joined: Jan 2009
Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Posts: 5,206
What. the. hell.

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10-30-2010, 06:58 PM
10-30-2010, 07:23 PM
Joined: Feb 2010
Location: Swansea, UK
Posts: 8,375
Worst name ever.

Invaders Must Die.
10-30-2010, 08:03 PM
Joined: Feb 2009
Location: Singapore
Posts: 1,755
Worse icon ever.

0_o at description.
10-30-2010, 08:44 PM
Joined: May 2010
Location: In your closet
Posts: 2,691
this may actually be good lol d'ling now

add me on PSN = uranium65
10-30-2010, 08:50 PM
Joined: Feb 2010
Posts: 267
So this is like Soul Caliber, only the gameplay is ass, right?