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iPhone: Sexytime fun! Wtf?

03-21-2009, 08:43 PM
#1
Joined: Feb 2009
Location: Ontario Canada
Posts: 1,502
Sexytime fun! Wtf?

Wow, pretty stupid.

Description in App store.

Sexytime Fun
When you're in the mood, turn on Sexytime Fun, the fully customizable foreplay assistant!

Features:
* Tons of Built-in Actions - Get started right away!
* Custom Actions - Add up to 10 of your own, whatever you want!
* Autoplay - For when you don't want to keep reaching for your iPhone!
* Tons of Options - Set the turn length, order, toggle makeout sessions and more!

Sexytime Fun is the best and most customizable foreplay application you can get for the iPhone and iPod Touch. It features plenty of built-in actions so that you can get started right away, but it also lets you type in your own and add them to the mix!

Some folks say similar applications are too tame. Well, it's your fault if Sexytime Fun is because you can add whatever you want! Go for broke and add actions that would make even your girlfriend blush!

You can set a target sex for each custom action and corresponding body part. For example, if your girlfriend likes her neck to be kissed but you don't, just set the target to female only. If you both like it, set it to the mixed symbol. The naming screen allows you to set the appropriate sex for each player, so you can set up the game just as you'd like.

Speaking of setting it up just as you'd like, Sexytime Fun is customizable well beyond the actions. You can toggle Makeout Sessions on and off, change the length of time for each round (including randomized), and even swap between taking turns in order and randomizing the next turn. It also features an Autoplay option, so if you don't want to have to handle your device between rounds, you don't have to. Oh, and the screen is programmed not to dim on you!

Sexytime Fun really is the best foreplay application available on the App Store. Download a copy today - your partner will thank you again and again!


http://appshopper.com/entertainment/sexytime-fun


Uh, wtf? This sounds about as fun as the homosexual shooter.

Last edited by FilthyCanadian; 03-21-2009 at 08:48 PM.
03-21-2009, 08:45 PM
#2
Joined: Dec 2008
Location: Pennsylvania
Posts: 3,208
Fail

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03-21-2009, 08:47 PM
#3
Epic Fail
03-21-2009, 08:48 PM
#4
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Fail-icious.
03-21-2009, 08:49 PM
#5
Joined: Feb 2009
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So.... Who's gonna TOFTT and try it out?
03-21-2009, 08:52 PM
#6
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Location: U.S.
Posts: 667
Guys, don't judge this one by its cover.

Seriously, try it out. It's an app that's sure to give you hours of pleasure.

It actually makes "sexytime" sexy and fun!

This is one that I can without a doubt recommend to my fellow TAs...trust me on this one guys .

Playing: Undead Vampire: 239404497/kiwi91@rocketmail.com MGS Touch, Let's Golf, G.I. Joyride, Space Ninja, Scoops, Textropolis, Hanoi, Agency Wars 5958, Watchmen, Flick Fishing, Light Jockey, GeoDefense, SkyForce Reloaded, Supermarket Mania, Zen Bound, Edge, Sway, 7 Cities, The Creeps!, iDracula, ExZeus, Tap Tap Revenge 2
03-21-2009, 08:53 PM
#7
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Posts: 902
I wouldn't even bother making threads about this trash; we're giving them free publicity.
03-21-2009, 08:56 PM
#8
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Location: Ontario Canada
Posts: 1,502
Very true..
03-21-2009, 09:01 PM
#9
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Location: U.S.
Posts: 667
Ok Guys, in all seriousness, this is a learning app.

I don't think it's that bad...because come on, it's teaching people about foreplay.

Some guys/girls might just suck at it and seriously need this app...


ever think about that??

Playing: Undead Vampire: 239404497/kiwi91@rocketmail.com MGS Touch, Let's Golf, G.I. Joyride, Space Ninja, Scoops, Textropolis, Hanoi, Agency Wars 5958, Watchmen, Flick Fishing, Light Jockey, GeoDefense, SkyForce Reloaded, Supermarket Mania, Zen Bound, Edge, Sway, 7 Cities, The Creeps!, iDracula, ExZeus, Tap Tap Revenge 2
03-21-2009, 09:02 PM
#10
Joined: Dec 2008
Location: Pennsylvania
Posts: 3,208
Why would you need an app to do this stuff? A relationship shouldn't be controlled be some $.99 app. But then again...

TA's resident ios rhythm game player
Former #1 Rhythm Control 2 Player (#2 now)
Unofficial #1 Gears Player (ignoring hackers)
Check out my Rhythm Game thread