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iPhone: Jade Dragon WTF?!

10-29-2008, 05:53 PM
#1
Joined: Oct 2008
Location: In My Head
Posts: 3,358
Jade Dragon WTF?!

Anyone got a clue? http://appshopper.com/games/jade-dragon

I'm just at a loss for what this is...?
10-29-2008, 05:58 PM
#2
Joined: Oct 2008
Location: Salt Lake City, Utah
Posts: 548
Agreed

Yeah... a little hard to figure out by the pics and the lack of description. But I found their web site and here is the description of the "Game Play"...

Jade Dragon is your personal digital companion.

Your combination of touches determines what “action” Jade Dragon performs. Try and find all 100, or just play with your favourite ones. Moves are started by a simple double-tap or combination of two swipes, taps, a tap and a swipe, or longer combinations (but not much longer).

Your Jade Dragon can do many moves, actions, gestures, and even dance for you! He will wave, slap, cough, fire a bow and arrow, do the macarena dance, paint, mime, laugh, line dance, flex his muscles, salute, swim, or perform a summoning spell, and much more — all at your command.

Jade Dragon keeps track as you discover each action, and reports your score (as well as which moves you have found). You can try and find all 100 moves or just use Jade Dragon as some light entertainment when you find yourself waiting with nothing to do.

Jade Dragon doesn't speak, but loves music and like all dragons roars!

For what it's worth...

10-29-2008, 05:59 PM
#3
Joined: Aug 2008
Location: NJ
Posts: 292
I want to see that dragon dance!! You know that all dragons are born dancers (or all jade dragons, in this case)! arn, do you have a video of gameplay for this one?
10-29-2008, 05:59 PM
#4
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Nice... I need a virtual pet for my phone!

/sarcasm
10-29-2008, 06:01 PM
#5
Joined: Oct 2008
Location: Salt Lake City, Utah
Posts: 548
Fembot

Looks like they did the same thing for FemBot... though they added the description on that one (but forgot the pics). Gotta be a little intrigued by the 12+ rating and the "nudity" listed for this one... or maybe not... okay definitely not.
10-29-2008, 06:03 PM
#6
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Bahahahahaha
10-29-2008, 06:04 PM
#7
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Quote:
Originally Posted by QuickWit View Post
Looks like they did the same thing for FemBot... though they added the description on that one (but forgot the pics). Gotta be a little intrigued by the 12+ rating and the "nudity" listed for this one... or maybe not... okay definitely not.
ROFL - Man I am @ work and just laughed so damn loud! What kinda stuff is this? I wanna buy it just to laugh. Arn we need video reviews of both PLEASE!!!
10-29-2008, 06:15 PM
#8
Joined: Aug 2008
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Oh god another ds effects. And arn isnt just a money machine you guys! he cant just buy crappy apps just for your enjoyment, although it would be funny.
10-29-2008, 06:17 PM
#9
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He did pay $20 for star invader...
10-29-2008, 06:20 PM
#10
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Hahhaaaa i might just fork up the 2 bucks for this game. I have always wanted a virtual pet!

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