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What's the best game review you've read in the app store

02-27-2011, 04:57 AM
#1
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What's the best game review you've read in the app store

By that I mean most hilarious, stupid or profound.
02-27-2011, 05:00 AM
#2
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Just realised you can't copy and paste reviews on an iPod touch. Dear oh dear. Enviro bear has some pretty hilarious reviews.

02-27-2011, 05:02 AM
#3
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I forgot to put a question mark in the title. Damn.
02-27-2011, 09:53 AM
#4
PES (6 quid)
Just bought it so I could write this review.Looks good but won't be playing it it is just not in my liking even though I have not played it.

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02-27-2011, 10:32 AM
#5
A review I saw today for tiny wing when i was posting mine

"Gud game but sud b free" - 2 stars. I was dumbfounded after seeing that.

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02-27-2011, 11:12 AM
#6
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Originally Posted by walsh06 View Post
A review I saw today for tiny wing when i was posting mine

"Gud game but sud b free" - 2 stars. I was dumbfounded after seeing that.
Well now that gameloft does IAP full versions I see alot of reviews suddenly saying it's way overpriced and should be a max of 4$... (Totally don't agree with that!)
02-27-2011, 11:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Der-Kleine View Post
Well now that gameloft does IAP full versions I see alot of reviews suddenly saying it's way overpriced and should be a max of 4$... (Totally don't agree with that!)
Yeah, someone said Gameloft was "cheap" after demanding the IAP price to be lowered.
02-27-2011, 11:46 AM
#8
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Tons of Battleheart reviewers seem to not know that you can replay levels you've already passed. Plus, check out this guy's review:

"Might be the worst game I've ever played on the iPod touch. The 1st level is impossible and it's so repetitive. DO NOT BUY"

Wow, he says it's repetitive after giving up on the first level. If mentally challenged people stopped buying strategy games, Battleheart would have five stars in the App Store.

PS, it's hilarious to see other reviews people like this have written in iTunes by clicking on their name.
02-27-2011, 12:41 PM
#9
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An Aralon review:

"Horrible (3 Stars)

This ap os pl nut it nds better graphcs n eser missions oops i mean quests the prce is wy to hi if someone made it 3.99$ it would be a gd prce dont buy ths ap"

Yep, people need to learn how to write, think, and make realistic requests. Oh, and not expect everything to be cheaper than a sandwich.

Last edited by Der-Kleine; 02-27-2011 at 01:27 PM.
02-27-2011, 02:21 PM
#10
Quote:
Originally Posted by Der-Kleine View Post
An Aralon review:

"Horrible (3 Stars)

This ap os pl nut it nds better graphcs n eser missions oops i mean quests the prce is wy to hi if someone made it 3.99$ it would be a gd prce dont buy ths ap"

Yep, people need to learn how to write, think, and make realistic requests. Oh, and not expect everything to be cheaper than a sandwich.
This app is not good(?) it needs better graphics and easier missions oops I mean quests. The price is way too high. If someone made it 3.99, it would be a good price, don't buy this app.

The first part was very hard to translate @.@

Have a look at Naruto RPG!
Look at Gamebook Adventures for iPhone/iPod/iPad!
I do app descriptions for free