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iPad: Ninja, Please! (HD)

04-21-2011, 02:23 PM
#1
Joined: Mar 2011
Posts: 52
Ninja, Please! (HD)

Presenting one of the most creative and original games ever to hit the app store: "Ninja, Please! (HD)". "Ninja, Please!" is the only game that educates as well as entertains it's players in the lost art of verbal warfare (aka: trash talking, talking smack, insult kung-fu).

With its beautifully animated 2.5D graphics and simple but intuitive controls, this insanely addicting game is destined to be a cult classic.

The premise behind the game is simple: evil ninjas are attacking you and they want nothing more than to take you out -- except nail you with a perfectly timed zinger *before* they take you out. Players have the option of fighting these evil ninjas with assorted guns, various magic spells, but the most fun method: the insult.

Imagine a ninjas is about to attack you, how would you respond in the following scenario:

Evil Ninja: "I can't even begin to describe how disgusting you are"

You:
A) You're stupid!
B) I am rubber, you are glue
C) That's what you get for not finishing the sixth grade
D) You're even MORE disgusting!

In "Ninja, Please!", choosing the right comeback may mean the difference between life and death.

With it's photo realistic gameplay and unusual sense of humor, "Ninja, Please!" has been tagged by various game blogs such as SlidetoPlay as an
"under the radar", sleeper-hit.

I'm giving out promo codes, anyone who wants one, please ask here

Note: iphone 1.0 version is already out, 2.0 is currently being reviewed and is a huge update.

iTunes link

Obligatory Facebook page.

More Screenshots here:
Official Website

Screenshots






Unofficial Trailer

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Walkthrough

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Official Trailer

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04-22-2011, 11:09 AM
#2
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Posts: 52
If anyone wants there is an ipod touch/iphone version as well:

http://forums.toucharcade.com/showthread.php?t=91886

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04-25-2011, 05:54 PM
#3
Joined: Mar 2011
Posts: 52
C'mon, no one interested?

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04-25-2011, 06:27 PM
#4
Joined: Nov 2010
Location: Cleveland,Oh. Usa
Posts: 206
Code

Id love a code. I am always up for unusual games and this looks like it fits the bill.
Ayrton
04-25-2011, 07:49 PM
#5
Joined: Sep 2010
Posts: 188
This is definitely different. I wouldnt mind a promo code to try it out. Thanks.
04-25-2011, 08:18 PM
#6
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Posts: 52
Quote:
Originally Posted by gokeadeyemo View Post
This is definitely different. I wouldnt mind a promo code to try it out. Thanks.
sent. Have fun!

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04-25-2011, 11:24 PM
#7
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Posts: 1,251
Looks like it may be fun. Would love a promo if there's still some left, thanks
04-26-2011, 09:50 AM
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Posts: 52
Quote:
Originally Posted by jeffyg3 View Post
Looks like it may be fun. Would love a promo if there's still some left, thanks
sent! Now go insult some ninjas!!!

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04-26-2011, 10:32 AM
#9
Would also love a code. Ninjas and insults seem to go well *haha*
04-26-2011, 10:58 AM
#10
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Posts: 52
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sharillon View Post
Would also love a code. Ninjas and insults seem to go well *haha*

Sent! Now go kill some ninjas!!

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