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iPhone: Ninja, Please! (version 2.0)

04-21-2011, 05:44 PM
#1
Joined: Mar 2011
Posts: 52
Ninja, Please! (version 2.0)

Presenting one of the most creative and original games ever to hit the app store: "Ninja, Please! (2.0)". "Ninja, Please!" is the only game that educates as well as entertains it's players in the lost art of verbal warfare (aka: trash talking, talking smack, insult kung-fu).

To celebrate the 2.0 release, Ninja, Please is on sale for $0.99 [cheap!]
With its beautifully animated 2.5D graphics and simple but intuitive controls, this insanely addicting game is destined to be a cult classic.

The premise behind the game is simple: evil ninjas are attacking you and they want nothing more than to take you out -- except nail you with a perfectly timed zinger *before* they take you out. Players have the option of fighting these evil ninjas with assorted guns, various magic spells, but the most fun method: the insult.

Imagine a ninjas is about to attack you, how would you respond in the following scenario:

Evil Ninja: "I can't even begin to describe how disgusting you are"

You:
A) You're stupid!
B) I am rubber, you are glue
C) That's what you get for not finishing the sixth grade
D) You're even MORE disgusting!

In "Ninja, Please!", choosing the right comeback may mean the difference between life and death.

With it's photo realistic gameplay and unusual sense of humor, "Ninja, Please!" has been tagged by various game blogs such as SlidetoPlay as an
"under the radar", sleeper-hit.

I'm giving out promo codes, anyone who wants one, please ask here

Note: This 2.0 update is almost a completely different game from the original. (Less bugs! Same jokes!)

iTunes link

Obligatory Facebook page.

More Screenshots here:
Official Website

Screenshots






Unofficial Trailer

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Walkthrough

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Official Trailer

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Why yes, yes, I am that man from Nantucket
04-21-2011, 06:07 PM
#2
Joined: Aug 2009
Location: Alaska
Posts: 382
Update looks nice!

Ipad 2 64gb, Ipod Touch 4 32gb. Avid gamer.
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04-21-2011, 06:50 PM
#3
Joined: Jan 2010
Posts: 731
Love to get a code please. Thanks
04-21-2011, 07:11 PM
#4
Joined: Apr 2011
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Is the title said like "b**ch, please!" or more like "fries, please!"?
04-21-2011, 07:19 PM
#5
Joined: Jan 2010
Posts: 1,096
Err, hey I'll take a code if you have enough. Looks weird but maybe fun. So why not? Thanks!
04-21-2011, 07:40 PM
#6
Joined: Mar 2011
Posts: 52
Quote:
Originally Posted by Vee View Post
Is the title said like "b**ch, please!" or more like "fries, please!"?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...ninja%20please

Apple is having problems with its promo codes at the moment.

Why yes, yes, I am that man from Nantucket
04-21-2011, 10:50 PM
#7
Joined: Mar 2011
Posts: 149
Glad to see you update it and add Asian setting into it.

Who can tell me what to write here

Quote:
Originally Posted by edge3112 View Post
Couldn't agree more. I saw a review of it on StuffTV. I think you owe them one!!! Would love to get an interview with you, for my folio (:
04-21-2011, 10:54 PM
#8
Joined: Mar 2011
Posts: 149
Quote:
Originally Posted by infinitetaco View Post
http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...ninja%20please

Apple is having problems with its promo codes at the moment.
more downs than ups..

Who can tell me what to write here

Quote:
Originally Posted by edge3112 View Post
Couldn't agree more. I saw a review of it on StuffTV. I think you owe them one!!! Would love to get an interview with you, for my folio (:
04-21-2011, 11:37 PM
#9
Joined: Mar 2011
Posts: 52
Quote:
Originally Posted by plantstorm View Post
Glad to see you update it and add Asian setting into it.
I thought the Darth baser doing Michael Jackson would get more attention than the Asian themes

Why yes, yes, I am that man from Nantucket
04-21-2011, 11:55 PM
#10
Joined: Dec 2010
Location: Houston, TX
Posts: 9,494
If Apple gets there promo codes straight and any remain I'd like one, thanks in advance!