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Old 03-27-2011, 10:28 PM
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Yes, I guess a wallet would get in the way if you're a prostitute. :-p
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Old 03-27-2011, 10:59 PM
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Yes, I guess a wallet would get in the way if you're a prostitute. :-p
Your logic is flawed since if I was a prostitute (which I'm not), then I WOULD need a wallet to put my earnings in.
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Old 03-27-2011, 11:08 PM
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Your logic is flawed since if I was a prostitute (which I'm not), then I WOULD need a wallet to put my earnings in.
Good point.

Although, the wallet would only be required if the customer paid - which might be dependent on the quality of service provided.

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Old 03-27-2011, 11:25 PM
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Your logic is flawed since if I was a prostitute (which I'm not), then I WOULD need a wallet to put my earnings in.
No, you'd stick the wad of cash into your hooker boot or elsewhere until your pimp collected his cut. Clearly you aren't a very good prostitute, maybe you're only a semi-pro?
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Old 03-27-2011, 11:50 PM
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Look up wallet in urban dictionary.
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Old 03-27-2011, 11:54 PM
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Look up wallet in urban dictionary.
I would but I'm just going to assume it lists "wallet" as a euphemism for vagina in about half a dozen ways as it's urban dictionary.
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Old 03-27-2011, 11:55 PM
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No, you'd stick the wad of cash into your hooker boot or elsewhere until your pimp collected his cut. Clearly you aren't a very good prostitute, maybe you're only a semi-pro?
Clearly Spamcan knows what he's talking about!!

And I think we've defiled this lovely topic about "photo of loved ones in your wallet". And it was my fault too.
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Old 03-28-2011, 12:01 AM
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Clearly Spamcan knows what he's talking about!!

And I think we've defiled this lovely topic about "photo of loved ones in your wallet". And it was my fault too.
Street pimp has always been my dream job unfortunately there's more to it then just owning a purple hat with a feather in it and a cane with a giant fake diamond handle.
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Old 03-28-2011, 12:04 AM
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I just changed my Touch Arcade > Details > Job to: Prostitute.

You can change yours to pimp.
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Old 03-28-2011, 12:07 AM
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I just changed my Touch Arcade > Details > Job to: Prostitute.

You can change yours to pimp.
If it were that easy to get whatever job you wanted I'd change it to astronaut billionare.

This topic is now officially broken!

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