03-24-2010, 01:31 PM
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Senior Member
iPod Touch (2nd Gen), OS 4.x
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Pandora
Posts: 1,345
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Will090
Here it is, tell me what you think
Old Kgamelover was posting around
TouchArcade like a big playground
When suddenly Bat outta Hell burst from the shade
and hit Kgamelover with superior posts
Kgamelover got pissed and began to attack
but didn't expect to be found by TBN
who proceeded to open up a can of Not funny
When Tocarina A came out of the blue
And he started beating up The Beastly Ninja
Then they both got flattened by the Bat Outta Hell
but before it could make it back to the Batcave
Harp_Player popped out of his grave
and took an AK-47 out from under his spam
and blew Bat away with a rat-a-tat-tat
but he ran out of bullets and he ran away
because LBG came to save the day
this is the Ultimate Discussion of iPhone Games
good posts, bad posts, and threads as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Discussion of iPhone Games
Kgamelover took a bite out of LBG
like ImNoSuperMan took a bite out of crime
and then TBN came back covered in a tire track
but Random Guy jumped out and landed on his back
and Bat outtta Hell was injured, and trying to get steady
when Harp_Player came back with a machete
but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Vovin took him out with his whip
then he saw Kgamelover sneaking up from behind
and he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
'cause Bat outta Hell stole it and he shot and he missed
and Random Guy deflected it with his fist
then he jumped in the air and did a somersault
while Harp_Player tried to pole vault
onto LBG, but they collided in the air
then they both got hit by a Battle Bear Stare
this is the Ultimate Discussion of iPhone games
good posts, bad posts, and threads as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Discussion...
angels sang out an immaculate chorus
down from the heavens descended Will090
who delivered a kick which could shatter bones
into the crotch of Vovin
who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
as Bat outta changed back into Gurgie
but Will saw through his clever disguise
and he crushed Bat's head inbetween his thighs
then Zincous the Mod and Arn the Admin and
"James Cameron's Avatar"'s Na'vi named and Kipper*and
CandyNJ and The Devilishly Good and
Foozelz and MidianGTX
Vester, the Zutons, Derek420, and Da Shiz Wiz
Fleabag, InNoSuperman, every single spam account
Slapshot and all his posties,
Hardcoregamer, and all his accounts
all came out of nowhere lightning fast
and they kicked Will090 in his cowboy ass
it was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw
with other members looking on in total awe
and the battle raged on for several years
many members were banned, but eventually
the champion stood, the rest saw their better:
Kijib a bloodstained moderator
this is the Ultimate Discussion of iPhone Games
good posts, bad posts, and threads as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the site TouchArcade...
this is the site TouchArcade...
this is the site TouchArcade...
of iDevice Games
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Haha, this, this is win  Kijib, please tell me you've considered this...
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