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07-31-2010, 05:55 PM
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One day while I was raping in the bathrom a bloody hippo fell through the roof. It immediately jumped on the chair and knocked over the kijib. Then it ran out the door into the kitchen and licking a cat off the fridge. It then knocked a glass of piss off the coffee table. After seventy two minutes of chasing the hippo through the house I finally caught it and put it outside. It quickly climbed the nearest lettuce.

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07-31-2010, 05:56 PM
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07-31-2010, 06:00 PM
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Thread title change!

"My midget GF broke up with me because she says I'm too small - need advice"

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07-31-2010, 06:18 PM
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07-31-2010, 07:51 PM
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07-31-2010, 07:53 PM
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Quote:
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Thread title change!

"My midget GF broke up with me because she says I'm too small - need advice"
You have the power Kijib lost his way trying to obtain, this world is truly unfair.

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07-31-2010, 08:40 PM
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You have the power Kijib lost his way trying to obtain, this world is truly unfair.
I know

Although the title still hasn't ben changed.
I'm guessing the special mod isn't online right now.

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Doing aznriceboi13's job - but better