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Really...

05-25-2011, 07:13 PM
#1
Joined: Feb 2009
Posts: 150
Really...

So you are planning on making a game huh?

What should it include.. let's see hmm;
- Birds
- Angry
- Cardboard box
- Ropes
- The words "doodle & zombie" yeahhh.. those are awesummeeee!!
- Three stars

Am I forgetting something?... hmm, AH YES OF COURSE

Tunes with marimba's in it!!!1!!

YES I JUST FOUND THE HOLY GRAIL FOR POTENTIAL NEW DEVELOPERS!!

oh wait..








seriously, If I see just 1 more game that has all those thing.. I...


I'm mad bro? Hell ****ing yes, stupid ass CloneCopyClowns developers.


/rant off
05-25-2011, 07:22 PM
#2
Joined: Jul 2009
Location: Houston/Austin, TX
Posts: 13,251
umad.

Twitter: @back2this

05-25-2011, 08:44 PM
#3
Joined: May 2011
Location: Big Apple
Posts: 197
Over drug
05-25-2011, 08:46 PM
#4
Joined: Feb 1983
Location: Barcelona
Posts: 1,268,692
yeah, he mad.
05-25-2011, 08:58 PM
#5
ease off on the hater-ade.
05-25-2011, 09:02 PM
#6
Joined: Jun 2009
Posts: 5,767
I think he is as mad as an Angry Bird, or maybe evn a Raging Bird.

Dude, you should chill out with some Cut the Rope, or Doodle Jump. Donut games just came out with a game today if you are looking for something new and fresh. If those don't make you feel better, you are probably a zombie.

GameCenter ID : oldestgamer
05-25-2011, 10:08 PM
#7
Joined: Feb 1983
Location: Barcelona
Posts: 1,268,692
Good games are popular because they're good.
05-25-2011, 10:58 PM
#8
Joined: Sep 2010
Location: Atlanta
Posts: 184
I see your point that there may seem to be a lot of games with these elements, but lets not forget the number of war co-op FPS games that exist in the console and PC world, the number of competition reality shows, or the number of daily deal websites.

Consumers just tend to typically gravitate and like the same things around the same time, so content makers feed the fire until the next hot thing catches on.
05-26-2011, 12:43 AM
#9
Joined: Mar 2009
Location: Oslo, Norway
Posts: 731
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hodapp View Post
Good games are popular because they're good.
Ooh, that's close, but it should read:

Good games are popular because they're good and feature cute birds.
05-26-2011, 01:13 AM
#10
Joined: Jun 2009
Posts: 5,767
Quote:
Originally Posted by NickFalk View Post
Ooh, that's close, but it should read:

Good games are popular because they're good and feature cute birds.
Yes, but they also tend to feature rope, 3 stars, cardboard boxes and zombies. The makings of the perfect game. Why then do I still like Ratchet and Clank on my PS 2 then? I think it's my Alzheimer's. Or maybe it's something else... I forget... It makes me so angry. I feel like I'm turning into a zombie, or a doodle, or... Maybe I should just listen to some soothing music, something with marimbas perhaps.

GameCenter ID : oldestgamer

Last edited by pluto6; 05-26-2011 at 01:16 AM.