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App description: Three crew members. One self destruct button. This is psychological warfare, and we need bodies. Lots of b--- Oh! Hi! I didn't see you there. Come on in!

Welcome to A.P.E.: the Agency of Planetary Exchange. We are looking for individuals -- or groups of friends -- to help deliver rare and valuable artifacts across the galaxy. We received your application. The job is simple! That red button in front of you? Do not press it. Everyone will die. Easy, right?

Your mission departs right now. If you complete the journey safely, your whole crew earns untold riches. But if someone presses the self-destruct button first, only they will get away with the loot while everyone else perishes in a fiery wreck.

Just one tiny question before we bring you aboard. Has the intense claustrophobia and crushing loneliness of space ever compelled you to do anything... crazy? Have you ever experienced... SPACE MADNESS?

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YOU'RE HIRED!

JOIN OVER 50 MILLION GAMERS WORLDWIDE
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Naquatic's comments:
Hey everyone! Space Madness! is rolling out internationally starting now. It’s a game of chicken. With monkeys. In space. For free. Thanks to Carter for the font page feature!

Congrats to all the pre-launch contest winners (or should we say, losers...RIP) from the Upcoming Games thread.

Edit 12/1 5:21am: The first update has been submitted with the following. Thanks to everyone in this thread for your help in tracking these down!

Added:
- Custom chat
- Names displayed above players’ heads

Fixed:
- Matches not beginning properly. Not foolproof just yet, but should fix 99% of cases. We’ll continue tightening this up in the next update.
- Badge drawing buttons showing all white instead of displaying active colors
- Swipe control jitter
- Joining bottom two crews on Join Crew menu selects incorrect crew
- Crew kick button alignment











11-30-2016, 02:19 PM
#2
Joined: Feb 2010
Location: The Kᴉll Switch
Posts: 7,333
How can you say no to that title?

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11-30-2016, 02:26 PM
#3
Joined: Apr 2009
Posts: 1,032
Quote:
Originally Posted by CygnetSeven View Post
How can you say no to that title?
Cygenetttt what's up!

Michael and Will
Naquatic - Guncrafter | MonsterCrafter | CivCrafter | CivMiner | Staying Together | Polybear | Shooting Showdown | Soccer Showdown | Basketball Showdown | Hockey Showdown | Football Showdown | Football Clicker | ACC Football Challenge | Touch Ski 3D | American Football | American Basketball | American Hockey | Solitaire Zen | Arena | Affliction | Corners
11-30-2016, 02:39 PM
#4
Joined: Aug 2011
Location: Kansas City
Posts: 901
Naquatic once again drop an interesting, new take on games and not just your ol' run-of-the-mill experience. Interested to give it a go! It's completely intriguing, like I have an idea of what's going to happen but not really for sure... which is rare in how many games come out regularly!
11-30-2016, 02:40 PM
#5
Joined: Apr 2009
Posts: 1,032
Quote:
Originally Posted by brothamannp11911 View Post
Naquatic once again drop an interesting, new take on games and not just your ol' run-of-the-mill experience. Interested to give it a go! It's completely intriguing, like I have an idea of what's going to happen but not really for sure... which is rare in how many games come out regularly!
Thanks brothamannp! I'm glad we could leave you baffled

Michael and Will
Naquatic - Guncrafter | MonsterCrafter | CivCrafter | CivMiner | Staying Together | Polybear | Shooting Showdown | Soccer Showdown | Basketball Showdown | Hockey Showdown | Football Showdown | Football Clicker | ACC Football Challenge | Touch Ski 3D | American Football | American Basketball | American Hockey | Solitaire Zen | Arena | Affliction | Corners
11-30-2016, 05:15 PM
#6
Joined: Apr 2009
Posts: 1,032
Alright, we are officially live worldwide!

Michael and Will
Naquatic - Guncrafter | MonsterCrafter | CivCrafter | CivMiner | Staying Together | Polybear | Shooting Showdown | Soccer Showdown | Basketball Showdown | Hockey Showdown | Football Showdown | Football Clicker | ACC Football Challenge | Touch Ski 3D | American Football | American Basketball | American Hockey | Solitaire Zen | Arena | Affliction | Corners
11-30-2016, 05:15 PM
#7
Joined: Jun 2016
Posts: 5
Why I cant find u guys on android right now?

My current country is Indonesian.
11-30-2016, 05:17 PM
#8
Joined: Apr 2009
Posts: 1,032
Quote:
Originally Posted by putradn View Post
Why I cant find u guys on android right now?

My current country is Indonesian.
The Google Play version will be out shortly

Michael and Will
Naquatic - Guncrafter | MonsterCrafter | CivCrafter | CivMiner | Staying Together | Polybear | Shooting Showdown | Soccer Showdown | Basketball Showdown | Hockey Showdown | Football Showdown | Football Clicker | ACC Football Challenge | Touch Ski 3D | American Football | American Basketball | American Hockey | Solitaire Zen | Arena | Affliction | Corners
11-30-2016, 06:47 PM
#9
Joined: Aug 2011
Location: Kansas City
Posts: 901
Amidst the low player turnout at this point, I have had 1-2 successful games in the last few minutes.. it'll pick up... and the one I won was most glorious. I kept spamming words, then as soon as it hit the last diamond on the route, I hit the button. NO SHARING.

It would be great to have some kind of... I don't know... incentive to keep spamming, or a clicker mini game or... something while you watch the clock tick down... more words to communicate, too, like OOH OOH AAH AHH or POO. Monkeys need to talk about poo, Naquatic.
11-30-2016, 06:47 PM
#10
Joined: Jul 2012
Posts: 7,735
THIS GAME IS HILARIOUS. Everyone pick it up right now. I could watch those monkey's heads twist around for centuries