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Old 09-26-2012, 07:53 PM
Dragnoe Dragnoe is offline
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Default The Bacon Shortage

Yes, you read the title completely. There is a global bacon shortage.

http://www.ottawacitizen.com/busines...999/story.html

http://www.cbc.ca/news/business/stor...tage-pigs.html

http://newsfeed.time.com/2012/09/26/...age-is-coming/

I apologize for the wall of links, but I wasn't sure how to quote it.
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Old 09-26-2012, 07:55 PM
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Eh, bacon's overrated anyways...
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Old 09-26-2012, 07:57 PM
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Eh, bacon's overrated anyways...
Let's not forget this involves all pork! And therefore, even the price of jello will rise
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Old 09-27-2012, 06:38 AM
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Looks like the end is nigh. Time to start stockpiling bacon.
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Old 09-27-2012, 09:12 AM
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This is the first sign of the apocalypse. Prepare for doomsday. I, for one, will prepare by stocking up on pig produce.

And second sign of apocalypse is a shortage of seawater. I predict that arriving shortly.
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Old 09-27-2012, 09:58 AM
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Last night at dusk I looked out my window and I swear I saw a flock of pigs flying south!
The end is near
The cost of bacon is going up
Bad Piggies was just released
Evolution has adorned them now with wings!
What's next?
What's the lesson in the book Animal Farm?
Wasn't the name of one of the choir boys killed in the novel Lord of the Flies "Piggy"?
I shudder at the thought of it all
We're doomed I say! Doomed
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Old 09-27-2012, 11:30 AM
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💩💩💩💩 bacon.
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Old 09-27-2012, 11:45 AM
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Old 09-27-2012, 12:27 PM
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Let's not forget this involves all pork! And therefore, even the price of jello will rise
Oh crap, that's right. Damn Angry Birds killing all those pigs!
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Old 09-27-2012, 01:18 PM
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Oh crap, that's right. Damn Angry Birds killing all those pigs!
Dr.frankenstein strikes again with yet another bad joke.
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