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  • Publisher: RunWilder
  • Genre: Adventure
  • Device: Universal
  • Size: 93.3 MB
  • Version: 1.3.2
  • Price: Free
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App description: Burt Destruction is an action packed side scrolling platformer. Join Burt against the evil Yeti, as he goes out on a killing spree, stomping on ugly wicked manimals, punching down fat fairies and beating the evil Yeti who has obnoxious plans to use a ray gun to turn the entire world into hairy beasts and monsters. The more wicked the beast will go; the more bold Burt will grow.
Burt Destruction is a free to download 4 star rating adventure game with 0.5 million downloads on iOS.

FEATURES OF THIS PLATFORMER:
Fully animated cinematics to guide you through Burt's epic adventure.
Awesome Platformer Action with simple and intuitive controls.
In-game tutorials at each step
Innovative wicked creatures and hilarious voice overs
Upgrade your character with power-ups and allies to unleash even more destruction!
Hidden Artifacts, missions and fights on the intense Difficulty Modes
Unlock Crazy Costumes and play as Ninja Burt, Zombie Burt, or Cupid Burt!

More:
The little dynamite Burt will chase Dr. Dodos vision to stop Yetis wicked plan of domination. Will the world turn out to be hairy as the evil dominator Yeti wishes or will it be BURT who will be the ultimate champion? Mind it, the chase for survival is not as easy when Evil Yeti is full of rage. Watch out Yeti and his wicked troops conspiring against Burt and his ally Big foot. The ultimate tally of rage and anger compounds the essential characteristic of Burt with the power destruction gene. The giant Burt can dodge any beast with his power pack punch. Big foot: Burts ally of all time enfolds some of the most amazing fun. Burt with Big foot will flip Yeti and his wicked world upside down. Jump into the bold and crazy world of Burt, Burt Destruction takes you through an adventurous journey of good, bad, wicked and evil. Crush evil enemies and fight for your survival with thrilling animated sequences and the popular big Burt smack. Dodge the manimals, chase your goal and sprint through this roller-coaster life of Burt. And during this rage-filled journey, Burts allies - Bigfoot and Dr. Dodo, swoop in for some bold and dynamite action, causing a little destruction of their own. Witness how Burt sprints over Yetis vision to be an evil wicked dominator.

What you must know!

If you have spent your childhood going gaga over platformers like Yoshi's Island, Pacman, Donkey Kong, Giana Sisters, Girby, Lode Runner, Contra and more, then Burt Destruction is a platformer game that you will vouch for!

metalcasket's comments:
02-14-2013, 05:41 PM
#2
Now this looks more like it after a week of minor disappointments.

02-14-2013, 05:46 PM
#3
Joined: Feb 2012
Location: Germany
Posts: 3,463
Oh this looks fantastic! Sanuku where are you

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02-14-2013, 06:05 PM
#4
It's okay - nice runner - collect power ups etc. i actually quite like it but it's nothing you haven't seen before.
02-14-2013, 06:08 PM
#5
Joined: May 2010
Location: Deepest Circle, Hell
Posts: 7,079
Quote:
Originally Posted by slamraman View Post
It's okay - nice runner - collect power ups etc. i actually quite like it but it's nothing you haven't seen before.
The trailer makes it seem like a traditional platformer. I'm presuming from your impressions that it's not...right? Lemme guess...one touch runner/platformer hybrid like Rayman Jungle Run?

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02-14-2013, 06:09 PM
#6
Joined: Feb 2012
Location: Germany
Posts: 3,463
Is it level based or endless?

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02-14-2013, 07:41 PM
#7
Joined: Jan 2012
Location: Philippines
Posts: 20,105
Quote:
Originally Posted by slamraman View Post
It's okay - nice runner - collect power ups etc. i actually quite like it but it's nothing you haven't seen before.
Had me at runner.

The video looks solid too...

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02-14-2013, 09:28 PM
#8
Joined: Feb 2013
Posts: 5
Quote:
Originally Posted by sink_or_swim View Post
Is it level based or endless?
It's level based. We hope to add a endless mode with some cool crazy variants in an upcoming update! We would love to hear your feedback on our support page too!
02-14-2013, 09:29 PM
#9
Joined: Feb 2013
Posts: 5
Quote:
Originally Posted by metalcasket View Post
The trailer makes it seem like a traditional platformer. I'm presuming from your impressions that it's not...right? Lemme guess...one touch runner/platformer hybrid like Rayman Jungle Run?
It is a continuous runner so no control over left/right movement, but you tap to jump (hold longer to jump higher), double tap for double jump, and you can call in an ally to help you out (or just destroy more stuff).

Burt can also "Burt Out" where he transforms into a bigger, badder version of himself and go crazy!
02-15-2013, 01:12 AM
#10
Apologies - went to bed but yep as your man says above it's level based. I only gave it 10 to 20 minutes last night as your post was thr last thing I saw last night. Was just surprised it was a runner albeit not endless. Will give it a longer go today but it is quite polished and made with reasonably good humour.