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Sonic For Hire

03-28-2013, 03:41 PM
Joined: Feb 2012
Posts: 1,020
Sonic For Hire

Imagine Sonic the Hedgehog as a down on his luck guy taking oddjobs for money.
And he's a bit of a sociopath and is not above murdering people. He wears a lot and cant resist sex.
Eggman/robotnick is a fat loser whose minions left him and he his best days are behind him.

Tails occaisionally screws over sonic but also gets hurt or insulted by him.

And its all played for laughs.
The oddjobs are with other games.

Behold the glory that is Sonic For Hire seasons 1-5


03-28-2013, 04:15 PM
Joined: Jan 2012
Location: The rainbow-fuelled nightmare of my mind
Posts: 2,670
I prefer Sanity Not Included

That is also NSFW due to a heavy amount of language, plus violence and some big sexual references
04-16-2013, 05:35 PM
Joined: Feb 2012
Posts: 1,020