[fun] How to make a successful app

05-09-2013, 07:54 AM
#1
[fun] How to make a successful app

Found this on the net and thought I'd share it with you, if you don't already know it.
It's borh funny and true, I assume.


Hi, you seemed to be lost on the Internets.
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05-09-2013, 08:16 AM
#2
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Originally Posted by Vovin View Post
Found this on the net and thought I'd share it with you, if you don't already know it.
It's both funny and true, I assume.

http://tctechcrunch2011.files.wordpr..._resized-1.jpg
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05-09-2013, 08:21 AM
#3
Please delete this thread

Hi, you seemed to be lost on the Internets.
This is TouchArcade, where 2$ for a game is too much, 5$ is an outrage, and 10$ or more is putting sugar in their car tanks whilst killing puppies.
05-09-2013, 08:30 AM
#4
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Originally Posted by Vovin View Post
Please delete this thread
Why? I found it pretty funny.
05-09-2013, 09:09 AM
#5
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Originally Posted by JBRUU View Post
Why? I found it pretty funny.

It's a double. I've accidentally posted it twice.

Hi, you seemed to be lost on the Internets.
This is TouchArcade, where 2$ for a game is too much, 5$ is an outrage, and 10$ or more is putting sugar in their car tanks whilst killing puppies.
05-09-2013, 10:29 AM
#6
The average of 1 and 5 is 3, not 2.5.
05-09-2013, 12:13 PM
#7
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Originally Posted by Royce View Post
The average of 1 and 5 is 3, not 2.5.

Are you sure?
The average rating between 1 star and 5 stars is 2.5 stars.

Hi, you seemed to be lost on the Internets.
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Last edited by Vovin; 05-09-2013 at 12:17 PM.
05-09-2013, 12:19 PM
#8
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Originally Posted by Vovin View Post
Are you sure?
The average rating between 1 star and 5 stars is 2.5 stars.
(1+5)/2 = 3

If it was possible to give 0 stars then 2.5 would be accurate.

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05-09-2013, 12:59 PM
#9
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Originally Posted by Blackharon View Post
(1+5)/2 = 3

If it was possible to give 0 stars then 2.5 would be accurate.

Take five stars: ***** and draw a vertical line exactly through the middle of the line of stars.
That's how it was meant in the picture.

Hi, you seemed to be lost on the Internets.
This is TouchArcade, where 2$ for a game is too much, 5$ is an outrage, and 10$ or more is putting sugar in their car tanks whilst killing puppies.
05-09-2013, 01:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Vovin View Post
Take five stars: ***** and draw a vertical line exactly through the middle of the line of stars.
That's how it was meant in the picture.
Hey! That sounds like Government Math!