EcoBounce Incorporated is the perfect place to work. Our employees generate clean energy through the art of human bounces. This isn't an easy job though, and therefor our employees must go through our extensive training program. Employees practice by bouncing dummies, and earn credit to buy other efficiency improving powerups!
Here is what our employees have to say about EcoBounce Incorporated:
"It's an incredible outlet for my pent up anxiety. Not only am I preparing myself for a career in ecological energy, but I'm also melting away stress by violently killing human dummies!" - Charlie Fuelly
"Some times I just let them fall! Its so funny!" - Amanda McEnergy
"It's like Pong! Except with more limbs falling off." - Chase N Viornment
Bright thoughtful open minded persons to work on diverse new green energy initiative
2 + years of breathing
Some usage of either hand to operate delicate imaginary equipment
Passion for the environment, energy production, and gory video game simulations
Must be able to work in an illogical work place
INSTRUCTIONS FOR APPLICATION:
1. Tap the $0.99 button on the screen.
2. Fill out all the required job application fields. This includes your iTunes account password.
3. Wait for the application to go through our systems.
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