Corrupt A Wish - Forum Game

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Granted, but no one knows your wish, so it's useless.

I wish I could never get sick again.

 

Granted, you die.
(Dang, I tought the last one was foolproof.)
I wish for a wish.

 

Nothing is foolproof.

Granted, you have a wish. But you can only use it to wish for a toilet.

I wish I had the strongest immune system.

 

Granted, but you can't digest any nutrients at all.
I wish that the negative effect of my next wish is double on the corrupter.

 

Granted, but you happen to be the corrupter.

I wish that the next person wishes for a spaceship

 

Ninja'd

 

Granted, but its a pile of junk.
I wish to be Han Solo.

 

Granted, but the millennium falcon doesn't work

I wish I had a lightsaber

 

Your wish?

 

I wish for a light saber

 

Granted, but it explodes when you ignite it, with a one second delay (I'm feeling nice)
I wish for a holiday dedicated soleLy to gaming.

 

Granted, but it only celebrates Superman games.

I wish for a Batmobile.

 

Granted, but you fail to realize that the brakes won't work.
I wish for root beer.

 

Granted, but you die immediately after drinking it.

I wish I could understand women.

 

Granted but women can't understand you

I wish I have iPhone 5

 

Granted, but you can't use any apps/games except the ones Apple has pre-downloaded for you.

I wish I could go anywhere in the world that I wanted

 

Granted, you're a fugative wanted by the mafia cia fbi kgb pib and every other orginization on the planet, for dead.
I wish That I coul hunt dinosaurs.

 

Granted, but you have to hunt them with stuffed animals.

I wish I was a space explorer

 

Granted, but you won't have any oxygen

I wish I could sleep during school