Universal Enviro-Bear 2010 (by Justin Smith/Captain Games)

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Game of the Year?

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  1. Eli

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    He emailed me a link to this thread, not sure why he's not posting.
     
  2. DaveMc99

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  3. iReview

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    If itunes didn't have tax.
    Id be so reviewing this right now.
    Aha!
    Maybe I could imagine myself playing this, and review that :D
     
  4. FearlessFreep

    FearlessFreep Well-Known Member

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    OK, seriously. How does this not make the front? Where's the tugboat?
     
  5. iReview

    iReview Well-Known Member

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    Wait, just had enough :)
    I have about 0 cents left now tho aha.
    Downloading
     
  6. Seishu

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    Same here, I emailed him a link yet no response.
     
  7. iReview

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    My Review..
    ... :\

    The car drove down the cliff, with the rough rocks beating against the tires. A swing to the left swerved the side of the old car into the pine tree, causing the door to have a dent. Another bump hit the car upwards and sent the bears head, bumping into the steering wheel. The bear was a skilled driver. The only thing was, don’t expect him to tell you where he got his drivers license. The car crashed into the lake, water trashing all about and onto the windshield of the car. The car slowly sunk to the depth of the lake, as fish crept closer to see what had occurred. Little did they know, what would happen next, would be them, on this bears menu.
    What can I say? This bear can drive, and though he might have skipped the driver’s lesson where they told you not to crash into water to get fish, he is still a driver at that. I could see this bear more suited in a corvette but that’s just my opinion, or better yet, a Ferrari and give the corvette to me. But aside from that, the game is a driving game. Well, I think driving around in a forest trying to get food for a bear could be considered a driving game. Basically in the game you are driving in the forest, while things fall into the car. Feed the bear things that it can eat, and throw the rest away. The bear has to eat fast because it’s almost time for hibernation. Yes, when you start the game, the bear decided to start gathering food, five minutes before hibernation. What better way to gather food then crashing into trees and water, hoping that food will fly through your window? The steering controls are hard to get used to, but you will get used to them and I hope you do before I do.
    The graphics are graphics nevertheless. They may have been thrown together with a few crayons, a 1st grader, and the developer using Microsoft Paint. The soundtrack is a few clips of a good beat, played a few times, then thrown together with a few strings on a instrument which I cannot yet determine, and am hoping the bear doesn’t eat it before I figure it out. The sounds are good with the car steering and such, but I’m not going to say it made the game perfect for me. The storyline is not needed, as what your really only doing is getting food for a bear so he doesn’t starve. If you want a storyline with a bears in it, I’m sure that one with the girl eating porridge should satisfy your needs.
     
  8. djflippy

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    This game completes me.
     
  9. vaelsh

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    Wow... I couldn't have said it better myself. That was a fabulous review, and very honest too! Great job!:D
     
  10. frogtorch

    frogtorch Well-Known Member

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    Outsider Art has finally reached video game status. I am flabbergasted...
     
  11. crackerblocks

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    I'm here!

    Thanks for the hilarious comments folks. This thread really made my day :D

    Requiring 3.0 was me being dumb. I just sent off an update that should make it compatible with 2.2 when it's approved.
     
  12. turakm

    turakm Well-Known Member

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    Yes he is here!!
     
  13. djflippy

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    You broke my mind.
     
  14. ItouchBrett

    ItouchBrett Well-Known Member

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    i wanna see a darn Front page about this game! i laughed for awhile at how hard and why is all this crap going on in a CAR? LULZ
     
  15. sizzlakalonji

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    Welcome to TA, and thanks again for this magnificent riddle wrapped in an enigma. This game is a shining beacon amidst a sea of mediocrity...a furious beaver gnawing away at the log of boredom in the app store. Dare I say a visionary, putting pedal to the metal on this souped up cherry red hot-rod of a game? Yes, I dare say.
     
  16. Devilishly Good

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    some of these comments have made me laugh so hard, i had tears
     
  17. Fletch

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    That makes two of us :D

    Though unfortunately, I don't have OS 3.0 :(
     
  18. crackerblocks

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    then my work on this planet is done.
     
  19. The Bat Outta Hell

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    LMAO :p
     
  20. costanza

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    missed this thread earlier, holy shit... i'm kinda tempted to buy it.. hmm
     

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