My name is Hoggy. H stand for "Hoggy", O is for "Oggy", G is for "Ggy", G is for "Gy" and the Y is for "Why is such a friendly person like you all alone?" Oh yeah, you're too busy watching the Kardashians
Mort is a great guy. But is not quite as good as a dancer as me, but nonetheless, he is still awesome!
I think your title as spam police is cool. I don't know something bad to say. Since you just came here now
Yeah, right when you all say that, sambo is back in timeout. Figures. Mort, You are big and hairy. A sexy devil, and quite handsome as well. Definitely you don't have a long HDMI cable, but you make up with it with your wit and dancing ability. You look like this... But the bad thing about you is you look like this...
Yeah, 24 minute timeouts are painful. Anywayz, hehe... Robot is a good dancer too, unfortunately he only knows how to do the robot... But on the positive side, he is popular with the ladies...